13-Kasap köfte 7-6
12-Kısa köfte 7-5
9-Yassı köfte 5-4
4-Sucuk köfte 2-2
Puancılar: Rax, Z
"Tuvalet kağıdıdır bizde listeler. Sana yazıp aramızı bozmak istemem."
"Amerikalılar 'The Last, but not list' derler... 'Son olarak ama, liste sonu olarak değil' yani.."
- Sansar Salvo
"We should make a list. Lists are good. Lists are good. Lists are good."
-Michael Scott
"Amerikalılar 'The Last, but not list' derler... 'Son olarak ama, liste sonu olarak değil' yani.."
- Hıncal Uluç
Monday, 24 December 2018
Saturday, 22 December 2018
Monday, 17 December 2018
Projeler Listesi (Güncel)
Şırdancı (Kadıköy'de Arabada veya Şırdan Tırı)
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee (Cüz'ün arabasında, Cüz Şöför, Meks Yan Koltukta, Arkaya Her Bölüm Farklı Konuk)
K-L Sitkom
Hancı Seminerleri
Cüz-Atçı-Meks Late-Night Talk Show
Kürşat maddesinin Türkiye distribütörlüğü
Erol Büyükburç Gecesi Belgeseli
Merter'den bavula kıyafet doldurup Çekya'da satmak
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee (Cüz'ün arabasında, Cüz Şöför, Meks Yan Koltukta, Arkaya Her Bölüm Farklı Konuk)
K-L Sitkom
Hancı Seminerleri
Cüz-Atçı-Meks Late-Night Talk Show
Kürşat maddesinin Türkiye distribütörlüğü
Erol Büyükburç Gecesi Belgeseli
Sunday, 16 December 2018
Code of THUG LIFE
- All new Jacks to the game must know: a) He’s going to get rich. b) He’s going to jail. c) He’s going to die. 9 9
- Crew Leaders: You are responsible for legal/financial payment commitments to crew members; your word must be your bond. 4 3
- One crew’s rat is every crew’s rat. Rats are now like a disease; sooner or later we all get it; and they should too. 9 8
- Crew leader and posse should select a diplomat, and should work ways to settle disputes. In unity, there is strength! 8 6
- Car jacking in our Hood is against the Code. 3 2
- Slinging to children is against the Code. 5 4
- Having children slinging is against the Code. 1 1
- No slinging in schools. 7 5
- Since the rat Nicky Barnes opened his mouth; ratting has become accepted by some. We’re not having it. 10 7
- Snitches is outta here. 8 7
- The Boys in Blue don’t run nothing; we do. Control the hood, and make it safe for squares. 10 8
- No slinging to pregnant Sisters. That’s baby killing; that’s genocide! 7 5
- Know your target, who’s the real enemy. 5 3
- Civilians are not a target and should be spared. 2 2
- Harm to children will not be forgiven. 7 6
- Attacking someone’s home where their family is known to reside, must be altered or checked. 3 3
- Senseless brutality and rape must stop. 5 4
- Our old folks must not be abused. 1 1
- Respect our Sisters. Respect our Brothers. 3 2
- Sisters in the Life must be respected if they respect themselves. 5 3
- Military disputes concerning business areas within the community must be handled professionally and not on the block. 9 6
- No shooting at parties. 10 9
- Concerts and parties are neutral territories; no shooting! 10 9
- Know the Code; it’s for everyone. 4 3
- Be a real ruff neck. Be down with the code of the Thug Life. 9 7
- Protect yourself at all times. 8 9“I didn’t create T.H.U.G. L.I.F.E., I diagnosed it.”– Tupac Shakur
Puancılar: Rax - Z
Thursday, 29 November 2018
2018 Film Havuzu
Isle of Dogs 6,5
You Were Never Really Here 5
Ahlat Ağacı 9
Kelebekler 7
Foxtrot 7,5
Beoning 8
Sorry to Bother You 7
Bohemian Rhapsody 5,5
Climax 5
Ballad of Buster Scruggs 7
You Were Never Really Here 5
Ahlat Ağacı 9
Kelebekler 7
Foxtrot 7,5
Beoning 8
Sorry to Bother You 7
Bohemian Rhapsody 5,5
Climax 5
Ballad of Buster Scruggs 7
Takımından iğrenenler listesi.
1- Hıncal
2- Morinyo
3- Çetsocu
4- Advocaat
5- Bağlan
6- Trump
7- Jimmy Kahya
8- Schuster
Alt Gurme
2- Morinyo
3- Çetsocu
4- Advocaat
5- Bağlan
6- Trump
7- Jimmy Kahya
8- Schuster
Alt Gurme
Monday, 26 November 2018
Dünyanın En Boşçu Adamları Listesi
1- Kayacı (Kesin gelir. Gelmem derse yalan söylüyor. Dünyanın en boşçu adamı.)
2- Zamansız Kemal
3- Kene
4- Çetsocu
5- Başar
6- Bağlan
7- Tercan
8- Türkçü
9- Maksut
10- Atçı
11- Cüz
12- İbne Aytek
13- Uru
14- Tatak
15- Manas
16- Atıf
17- Merter
18- Teoman
19- Hasan
20- Mca
Sıralama: Atıf + 12 Bar
2- Zamansız Kemal
3- Kene
4- Çetsocu
5- Başar
6- Bağlan
7- Tercan
8- Türkçü
9- Maksut
10- Atçı
11- Cüz
12- İbne Aytek
13- Uru
14- Tatak
15- Manas
16- Atıf
17- Merter
18- Teoman
19- Hasan
20- Mca
Sıralama: Atıf + 12 Bar
Sunday, 25 November 2018
Atçı Meks Ortak Whatsapp Grupları 25.11.2018
Alt Gurme 10-10-10 30
12 Tekel Dünyanın Sonu #6 9-9-9 27
Borsa Fantazir + Cumasil 7-8-10 25
Muhammet + Serbian Film 6-8-10 24
Senk+Doğu Ekspresi 8-7-8 23
Acci Scott Ofis Kampani 8-7-8 23
obeZite Grubu 9-7-7 23
Tatak Keps 7-8-8 23
Gazi 8-7-7 22
Eşvak 8-7-7 22
Cüzarlı Grup + Tatak Yazı 8-8-6 22
İksde 7-7-7 21
Hayalkırıklığı ve Gözyaşı 6-6-7 19
Maç Yat 7-6-5 18
Divayt(Gizli Yakışıklı) 6-7-4 17
Curb 6-6-5 17
Manas Keps 4-6-4 14
Daha Gurme + Keneye Diss 3-5-1 9
Puancılar a-m-c
12 Tekel Dünyanın Sonu #6 9-9-9 27
Borsa Fantazir + Cumasil 7-8-10 25
Muhammet + Serbian Film 6-8-10 24
Senk+Doğu Ekspresi 8-7-8 23
Acci Scott Ofis Kampani 8-7-8 23
obeZite Grubu 9-7-7 23
Tatak Keps 7-8-8 23
Gazi 8-7-7 22
Eşvak 8-7-7 22
Cüzarlı Grup + Tatak Yazı 8-8-6 22
İksde 7-7-7 21
Hayalkırıklığı ve Gözyaşı 6-6-7 19
Maç Yat 7-6-5 18
Divayt(Gizli Yakışıklı) 6-7-4 17
Curb 6-6-5 17
Manas Keps 4-6-4 14
Daha Gurme + Keneye Diss 3-5-1 9
Puancılar a-m-c
Ses Kayıtları Listesi (avro)
1) Bağlan-Tatak 9-9-9 27
2) Tercan 10-8-5 23
3) Göktekin 0-10-10 20
Manas-Burçin 7-7-6 20
5) Kaleci Nefes Nefese 6-5-4 15
6) Kebabi Sapık Gülüş 5-1-8 14
7) Türkçü Spoiler 8-3-2 13
8) Türkçü Kola kutusu 3-6-3 12
9) Tatak Franzıca 2-0-7 9
10) Mektanısın Önündeyim 1-4-1 6
Tatak Öksürük 4-2-0 6
Puancılar: m-a-x
2) Tercan 10-8-5 23
3) Göktekin 0-10-10 20
Manas-Burçin 7-7-6 20
5) Kaleci Nefes Nefese 6-5-4 15
6) Kebabi Sapık Gülüş 5-1-8 14
7) Türkçü Spoiler 8-3-2 13
8) Türkçü Kola kutusu 3-6-3 12
9) Tatak Franzıca 2-0-7 9
10) Mektanısın Önündeyim 1-4-1 6
Tatak Öksürük 4-2-0 6
Puancılar: m-a-x
En Boşçu Adam Etkinlikleri
1- 12 Bar
2- Master yapmak
3- Basmak
4- Sergi vb gezmek
5- Halı saha
6- Lazanya partisi
7- Emsalsiz
8- İnternet kafe
9- PS kafe
10- Kafede Ezel izlemek
11- Sikamer'in arabasıyla dolaşmak
12- Blogçuluk
13- Vatsap grubu kurmak
14- Soft çürüme
2- Master yapmak
3- Basmak
4- Sergi vb gezmek
5- Halı saha
6- Lazanya partisi
7- Emsalsiz
8- İnternet kafe
9- PS kafe
10- Kafede Ezel izlemek
11- Sikamer'in arabasıyla dolaşmak
12- Blogçuluk
13- Vatsap grubu kurmak
14- Soft çürüme
Monday, 19 November 2018
Atçı'nın Okuduğu Son 10 Kitap (yeniden eskiye) #4
Sophocles - Electra 6.5
William Shakespeare - The History of King Lear (1608) 9
Edmund Burke - A Philosophical Enquiry into the Origin of our Ideas of the Sublime and Beautiful 6
Karl Marx, Friedrich Engels - The Communist Manifesto 6
James Shapiro - 1599: A Year in the Life of William Shakespeare 8
Lao Tzu - Tao Te Ching 3
H.R.E Davidson - Gods and Myths of Northern Europe 10
Orhan Pamuk - Kırmızı Saçlı Kadın 5.5
Neil Gaiman - Norse Mythology 6
Fred Botting - Gothic 6.5
William Shakespeare - The History of King Lear (1608) 9
Edmund Burke - A Philosophical Enquiry into the Origin of our Ideas of the Sublime and Beautiful 6
Karl Marx, Friedrich Engels - The Communist Manifesto 6
James Shapiro - 1599: A Year in the Life of William Shakespeare 8
Lao Tzu - Tao Te Ching 3
H.R.E Davidson - Gods and Myths of Northern Europe 10
Orhan Pamuk - Kırmızı Saçlı Kadın 5.5
Neil Gaiman - Norse Mythology 6
Fred Botting - Gothic 6.5
Friday, 16 November 2018
Coen Filmleri
1- Big Lebowski
2- Barton Fink
3- A Serious Man
4- The Man Who Wasn’t There
5- No Country for Old Men
6- Miller’s Crossing
7- Burn After Reading
8- Inside Llewyn Davis
9- Fargo
10- Blood Simple
11- True Grit
12- O Brother, Where Art Thou?
13- Raising Arizona
14- The Hudsucker Proxy
15- Hail, Caesar!
16- The Ladykillers
? Intolerable Cruelty
2- Barton Fink
3- A Serious Man
4- The Man Who Wasn’t There
5- No Country for Old Men
6- Miller’s Crossing
7- Burn After Reading
8- Inside Llewyn Davis
9- Fargo
10- Blood Simple
11- True Grit
12- O Brother, Where Art Thou?
13- Raising Arizona
14- The Hudsucker Proxy
15- Hail, Caesar!
16- The Ladykillers
? Intolerable Cruelty
Monday, 22 October 2018
Yeme-İçme Planları Listesi (Acil Top 5)
1- Amed
2- Kelle ve İçli Köfte Paket Yaptırıp Şarap ile Sokakta
3- Cağ Kebap
4- Pide Ban
5- Set Balık
2- Kelle ve İçli Köfte Paket Yaptırıp Şarap ile Sokakta
3- Cağ Kebap
4- Pide Ban
5- Set Balık
Tuesday, 2 October 2018
Wednesday, 26 September 2018
Filmekimi 2018 İzlenim Puanları aka Tavsiye Listesi (Part 2)
KÖTÜLÜK KILAVUZU - 1
KÜÇÜK SERSERİ UZAYLILARA KARŞI - 1
KÜL EN SAF BEYAZDIR - 8
LORO - 8
MANDY - 6
MERAK ETME, FAZLA UZAKLAŞAMAZ - 7
MUTLU LAZZARO - 3
MÜZE - 6
RAY & LIZ - 5
SARAYIN GÖZDESİ - 9
SAVAŞTA - 4
SENİNLE BAŞIM DERTTE - 5
SOĞUK SAVAŞ - 8
SÜKUNET - 2
ŞÜPHE - 8
SUSPIRIA - 6
ÜÇ HAYAT - 7
UZUN BİR GÜNDEN GECEYE YOLCULUK - 4
VISION - 2
ZAVALLI - 7
YAZ - 6
WOMAN AT WAR - 5
WHITNEY - 1
KÜÇÜK SERSERİ UZAYLILARA KARŞI - 1
KÜL EN SAF BEYAZDIR - 8
LORO - 8
MANDY - 6
MERAK ETME, FAZLA UZAKLAŞAMAZ - 7
MUTLU LAZZARO - 3
MÜZE - 6
RAY & LIZ - 5
SARAYIN GÖZDESİ - 9
SAVAŞTA - 4
SENİNLE BAŞIM DERTTE - 5
SOĞUK SAVAŞ - 8
SÜKUNET - 2
ŞÜPHE - 8
SUSPIRIA - 6
ÜÇ HAYAT - 7
UZUN BİR GÜNDEN GECEYE YOLCULUK - 4
VISION - 2
ZAVALLI - 7
YAZ - 6
WOMAN AT WAR - 5
WHITNEY - 1
Tuesday, 25 September 2018
Filmekimi 2018 İzlenim Puanları aka Tavsiye Listesi (Part 1)
ANAOKULU ÖĞRETMENİ - 2
ARAKÇILAR - 8
ARCTIC - 3
ASAKO I & II - 3
BEĞEN, SEV VE HEMEN KAÇ - 4
BİR YILDIZ DOĞUYOR - 7
BİZ HAYVANLAR - 7
BLAZE - 6
ÇİFTE HAYATLAR - 5
CLIMAX - 8
DIAMANTINO - 4
DOGMAN - 7
DON KİŞOT’U ÖLDÜREN ADAM - 8
DÜNYA SENİN - 4
DÜŞMAN KARDEŞLER - 2
GÖLÜN ALTINDA - 5
HERKES BİLİYOR - 3
İMGELER VE SÖZCÜKLER - 3
İZ BIRAKMA - 2
JACK’İN YAPTIĞI EV - 8
KALPTEKİ BIÇAK - 2
KEFERNAHUM - 3
KINGS - 1
KIZ - 6
ARAKÇILAR - 8
ARCTIC - 3
ASAKO I & II - 3
BEĞEN, SEV VE HEMEN KAÇ - 4
BİR YILDIZ DOĞUYOR - 7
BİZ HAYVANLAR - 7
BLAZE - 6
ÇİFTE HAYATLAR - 5
CLIMAX - 8
DIAMANTINO - 4
DOGMAN - 7
DON KİŞOT’U ÖLDÜREN ADAM - 8
DÜNYA SENİN - 4
DÜŞMAN KARDEŞLER - 2
GÖLÜN ALTINDA - 5
HERKES BİLİYOR - 3
İMGELER VE SÖZCÜKLER - 3
İZ BIRAKMA - 2
JACK’İN YAPTIĞI EV - 8
KALPTEKİ BIÇAK - 2
KEFERNAHUM - 3
KINGS - 1
KIZ - 6
Monday, 27 August 2018
Atçı'nın Okuduğu Son 10 Kitap (yeniden eskiye) #3
Milan Kundera - The Unbearable Lightness of Being 7
Joris-Karl Huysman - Against Nature (À rebours) 7
Freidrich Nietzsche - The Birth of Tragedy 7
Albert Camus - Myth of Sisyphus 6
Kurt Vonnegut - Slaughterhouse Five 9
Oscar Wilde - Picture of Dorian Gray 8
AA Milne - Vinnie the Pooh 6
Sigmund Freud - Civilization and its Discontents 7
Jean-François Lyotard - The Postmodern Condition: A Report on Knowledge 7
Lew Bryson - Tasting Whiskey 8
Joris-Karl Huysman - Against Nature (À rebours) 7
Freidrich Nietzsche - The Birth of Tragedy 7
Albert Camus - Myth of Sisyphus 6
Kurt Vonnegut - Slaughterhouse Five 9
Oscar Wilde - Picture of Dorian Gray 8
AA Milne - Vinnie the Pooh 6
Sigmund Freud - Civilization and its Discontents 7
Jean-François Lyotard - The Postmodern Condition: A Report on Knowledge 7
Lew Bryson - Tasting Whiskey 8
Sunday, 26 August 2018
Eylül-Ekim Listesi
Zula Burger
Jumbo Burger
Chill-Out Festival (1 günlük bilet çıkarsa)
Amed (Düzenli, arada Zübeyir vb. yedekleyebilir)
Imogen Heap Konseri
Bisiklet Turu (Avrupa Yakası Sahil Turu)
Film Ekimi (Nasıl olacak kimse bilmiyor)
Kovulmamak
Yerleşebilmek (Genel)
Havalar Soğumadan Açık Hava Takılmalarının Hakkını Vermek
Jumbo Burger
Chill-Out Festival (1 günlük bilet çıkarsa)
Amed (Düzenli, arada Zübeyir vb. yedekleyebilir)
Imogen Heap Konseri
Bisiklet Turu (Avrupa Yakası Sahil Turu)
Film Ekimi (Nasıl olacak kimse bilmiyor)
Kovulmamak
Yerleşebilmek (Genel)
Havalar Soğumadan Açık Hava Takılmalarının Hakkını Vermek
Friday, 13 July 2018
Woody Guthrie'nin 1943 Yılı Çözünürlükleri
1. Work more and better 3
2. Work by a schedule 7
3. Wash teeth if any 9
4. Shave 3
5. Take bath 10
6. Eat good — fruit — vegetables — milk 10
7. Drink very scant if any 7
8. Write a song a day 9
9. Wear clean clothes — look good 9
10. Shine shoes 2
11. Change socks 5
12. Change bed cloths often 10
13. Read lots good books 10
14. Listen to radio a lot 7
15. Learn people better 2
16. Keep rancho clean 4
17. Dont get lonesome 3
18. Stay glad 5
19. Keep hoping machine running 7
20. Dream good 3
21. Bank all extra money 8
22. Save dough 3
23. Have company but dont waste time 6
24. Send Mary and kids money 1
25. Play and sing good 4
26. Dance better 9
27. Help win war — beat fascism 4
28. Love mama 1
29. Love papa 1
30. Love Pete 2
31. Love everybody 1
32. Make up your mind 10
33. Wake up and fight 10
2. Work by a schedule 7
3. Wash teeth if any 9
4. Shave 3
5. Take bath 10
6. Eat good — fruit — vegetables — milk 10
7. Drink very scant if any 7
8. Write a song a day 9
9. Wear clean clothes — look good 9
10. Shine shoes 2
11. Change socks 5
12. Change bed cloths often 10
13. Read lots good books 10
14. Listen to radio a lot 7
15. Learn people better 2
16. Keep rancho clean 4
17. Dont get lonesome 3
18. Stay glad 5
19. Keep hoping machine running 7
20. Dream good 3
21. Bank all extra money 8
22. Save dough 3
23. Have company but dont waste time 6
24. Send Mary and kids money 1
25. Play and sing good 4
26. Dance better 9
27. Help win war — beat fascism 4
28. Love mama 1
29. Love papa 1
30. Love Pete 2
31. Love everybody 1
32. Make up your mind 10
33. Wake up and fight 10
Umberto Eco'nun Faşizm Listesi
- The cult of tradition. “One has only to look at the syllabus of every fascist movement to find the major traditionalist thinkers. The Nazi gnosis was nourished by traditionalist, syncretistic, occult elements.” 3
- The rejection of modernism. “The Enlightenment, the Age of Reason, is seen as the beginning of modern depravity. In this sense Ur-Fascism can be defined as irrationalism.” 2
- The cult of action for action’s sake. “Action being beautiful in itself, it must be taken before, or without, any previous reflection. Thinking is a form of emasculation.” 5
- Disagreement is treason. “The critical spirit makes distinctions, and to distinguish is a sign of modernism. In modern culture the scientific community praises disagreement as a way to improve knowledge.” 4
- Fear of difference. “The first appeal of a fascist or prematurely fascist movement is an appeal against the intruders. Thus Ur-Fascism is racist by definition.” 9
- Appeal to social frustration. “One of the most typical features of the historical fascism was the appeal to a frustrated middle class, a class suffering from an economic crisis or feelings of political humiliation, and frightened by the pressure of lower social groups.” 6
- The obsession with a plot. “The followers must feel besieged. The easiest way to solve the plot is the appeal to xenophobia.” 8
- The enemy is both strong and weak. “By a continuous shifting of rhetorical focus, the enemies are at the same time too strong and too weak.” 4
- Pacifism is trafficking with the enemy. “For Ur-Fascism there is no struggle for life but, rather, life is lived for struggle.” 3
- Contempt for the weak. “Elitism is a typical aspect of any reactionary ideology.” 10
- Everybody is educated to become a hero. “In Ur-Fascist ideology, heroism is the norm. This cult of heroism is strictly linked with the cult of death.” 4
- Machismo and weaponry. “Machismo implies both disdain for women and intolerance and condemnation of nonstandard sexual habits, from chastity to homosexuality.” 5
- Selective populism. “There is in our future a TV or Internet populism, in which the emotional response of a selected group of citizens can be presented and accepted as the Voice of the People.” 3
- Ur-Fascism speaks Newspeak. “All the Nazi or Fascist schoolbooks made use of an impoverished vocabulary, and an elementary syntax, in order to limit the instruments for complex and critical reasoning.” 1
Da Vinci'nin Yapılacaklar Listesi
[Calculate] the measurement of Milan and Suburbs 8
[Find] a book that treats of Milan and its churches, which is to be had at the stationer’s on the way to Cordusio 6
[Discover] the measurement of Corte Vecchio (the courtyard in the duke’s palace). 3
[Discover] the measurement of the castello (the duke’s palace itself) 5
Get the master of arithmetic to show you how to square a triangle. 2
Get Messer Fazio (a professor of medicine and law in Pavia) to show you about proportion. 3
Get the Brera Friar (at the Benedictine Monastery to Milan) to show you De Ponderibus (a medieval text on mechanics) 1
[Talk to] Giannino, the Bombardier, re. the means by which the tower of Ferrara is walled without loopholes (no one really knows what Da Vinci meant by this) 4
Ask Benedetto Potinari (A Florentine Merchant) by what means they go on ice in Flanders 1
Draw Milan 10
Ask Maestro Antonio how mortars are positioned on bastions by day or night. 5
[Examine] the Crossbow of Mastro Giannetto 7
Find a master of hydraulics and get him to tell you how to repair a lock, canal and mill in the Lombard manner 3
[Ask about] the measurement of the sun promised me by Maestro Giovanni Francese 2
Try to get Vitolone (the medieval author of a text on optics), which is in the Library at Pavia, which deals with the mathematic. 3
puancı: eralp
Wednesday, 4 July 2018
Parklar Listesi
Moda Sahil 8
Caddebostan Sahil 6
Havuz 2
Fenerbahçe Parkı 7
Özgürlük Parkı 6
Belgrad Ormanı Neşetsuyu Parkı 7
Maçka Parkı 8
Abbasağa Parkı 5
Süleyman Seba Parkı 3
Maçka İnönü Parkı 2
Tanju Okan Parkı ?
Şairler Parkı (Koç) 3
Gezi Parkı 4
Emirgan Korusu 8
Sarıyer'de Senk'in Parkı 3
Yıldız Parkı ?
Zeytinburnu Çırpıcı Parkı 4
Bebek Parkı 3
Yoğurtçu Parkı 2
Düzce İnönü Parkı 1
Caddebostan Sahil 6
Havuz 2
Fenerbahçe Parkı 7
Özgürlük Parkı 6
Belgrad Ormanı Neşetsuyu Parkı 7
Maçka Parkı 8
Abbasağa Parkı 5
Süleyman Seba Parkı 3
Maçka İnönü Parkı 2
Tanju Okan Parkı ?
Şairler Parkı (Koç) 3
Gezi Parkı 4
Emirgan Korusu 8
Sarıyer'de Senk'in Parkı 3
Yıldız Parkı ?
Zeytinburnu Çırpıcı Parkı 4
Bebek Parkı 3
Yoğurtçu Parkı 2
Düzce İnönü Parkı 1
Thursday, 28 June 2018
Ülkeler Vatandaşlık Listesi
*belirtilen ülkenin orta sınıf sıradan vatandaşı olduğum varsayılarak...
*nufusu en az 3 milyon olan ülkeler dahildir.
İsviçre 10
İsveç 10
Güney Afrika 2
Kolombiya 2
Ukrayna 2
Malezya 2
Peru 2
Venezuela 2
Angola 2
Kazakistan 2
Ekvador 2
Guatemela 2
Azerbaycan 2
UAE 2
Paraguay 2
El Salvador 2
Gürcistan 2
Ermenistan 2
Hindistan 1
Endonezya 1
Pakistan 1
Nijerya 1
Bangladeş 1
Filipinler 1
Mısır 1
Etiyopya 1
Vietnam 1
İran 1
Kongo 1
Myanmar 1
Tanzanya 1
Kenya 1
Cezayir 1
Sudan 1
Irak 1
Uganda 1
Fas 1
Saudi Arabia 1
Özbekistan 1
Afganistan 1
Gana 1
Mozambik 1
Nepal 1
Yemen 1
Madagaskar 1
Kuzey Kore 1
Fildişi Sahili 1
Kamerun 1
Sri Lanka 1
Nijer 1
Burkina Faso 1
Mali 1
Suriye 1
Malavi 1
Zambiya 1
Kamboçya 1
Senegal 1
Çad 1
Somali 1
Zimbabwe 1
Gine 1
Güney Sudan 1
Ruanda 1
Tunus 1
Bolivya 1
Benin 1
Haiti 1
Burundi 1
Dominik 1
Ürdün 1
Tacikistan 1
Honduras 1
Papua Yeni Gine 1
Togo 1
Sierra Leone 1
Laos 1
Libya 1
Nikaragua 1
Kırgızistan 1
Türkmenistan 1
Kongo 1
Eritrea 1
Filistin 1
Orta Afrika 1
Umman 1
Liberya 1
Kuveyt 1
Moritanya 1
Moldova 1
Moğolistan 1
*nufusu en az 3 milyon olan ülkeler dahildir.
İsviçre 10
İsveç 10
Norveç 10
İrlanda 10
Danimarka 10
Danimarka 10
Almanya 9
Avustralya 9
Hollanda 9
Belçika 9
Finlandiya 9
Yeni Zelanda 9
Fransa 8
Fransa 8
UK 8
Kanada 8
Avusturya 8
İtalya 7
İtalya 7
Yunanistan 7
USA 6
USA 6
Japonya 6
Güney Kore 6
İspanya 6
Çek Cumhuriyeti 6
Portekiz 6
Singapur 6
Polonya 5
Polonya 5
Macaristan 5
İsrail 5
Slovakya 5
Hırvatistan 5
Rusya 4
Türkiye 4
Arjantin 4
Romanya 4
Şili 4
Uruguay 4
Brezilya 3
Meksika 3
Küba 3
Belarus 3
Bulgaristan 3
Sırbistan 3
Sırbistan 3
Lübnan 3
Kosta Rika 3
Bosna Hersek 3
Panama 3
Çin 2
Tayland 2Güney Afrika 2
Kolombiya 2
Ukrayna 2
Malezya 2
Peru 2
Venezuela 2
Angola 2
Kazakistan 2
Ekvador 2
Guatemela 2
Azerbaycan 2
UAE 2
Paraguay 2
El Salvador 2
Gürcistan 2
Ermenistan 2
Hindistan 1
Endonezya 1
Pakistan 1
Nijerya 1
Bangladeş 1
Filipinler 1
Mısır 1
Etiyopya 1
Vietnam 1
İran 1
Kongo 1
Myanmar 1
Tanzanya 1
Kenya 1
Cezayir 1
Sudan 1
Irak 1
Uganda 1
Fas 1
Saudi Arabia 1
Özbekistan 1
Afganistan 1
Gana 1
Mozambik 1
Nepal 1
Yemen 1
Madagaskar 1
Kuzey Kore 1
Fildişi Sahili 1
Kamerun 1
Sri Lanka 1
Nijer 1
Burkina Faso 1
Mali 1
Suriye 1
Malavi 1
Zambiya 1
Kamboçya 1
Senegal 1
Çad 1
Somali 1
Zimbabwe 1
Gine 1
Güney Sudan 1
Ruanda 1
Tunus 1
Bolivya 1
Benin 1
Haiti 1
Burundi 1
Dominik 1
Ürdün 1
Tacikistan 1
Honduras 1
Papua Yeni Gine 1
Togo 1
Sierra Leone 1
Laos 1
Libya 1
Nikaragua 1
Kırgızistan 1
Türkmenistan 1
Kongo 1
Eritrea 1
Filistin 1
Orta Afrika 1
Umman 1
Liberya 1
Kuveyt 1
Moritanya 1
Moldova 1
Moğolistan 1
Sunday, 24 June 2018
Tarihteki En Büyük Fiyasko Girişimler Listesi
Cumhuriyet mitingleri
Dursun Özbek'in erken seçim kararı
CHP'nin dokunulmazlıklar kalksın diyip adalet yürüyüşü yapması
15 Temmuz darbe girişimi
Sarıkamış Harekatı
Atçı ve Meks Bursa ziyareti
2002'de Bahçeli'nin erken seçim çağrısı yapıp meclis dışı kalması
Kılıçdaroğlu'nun oy verememesi
Türk-Yunan nüfus mübadelesi yapıp batılı ülke kurmaya çalışmak
Halka güvenmek (genel)
CHP'nin demokrasiye geçip, ilk seçimde kaybetmesi
Çanakkale'ye saldırmak
Kadıköy anons faciası
2022 Katar Dünya Kupası
Kadirhan'ın futbol oynaması
Gündüzlü Kalfest'i
Almanya'nın yanında savaşa girmek
Sovyetler Birliği'ne saldırmak
1. sıradan Anthony Bennett draft etmek
2. sıradan Darko Milicic draft etmek
Birinci 12 bar denemesi
Esad'ı devirebileceğini zannetmek
Pita'nın büyük mekana geçmesi
Solcu pilavcının bağımsız milletvekili kampanyası
1. ve 2. Viyana kuşatmaları
Türk devletleri
Haçlı seferleri
Vegan olmak
Birleşmiş Milletler
Uluslararası hukuk
Alt Gurme
Dursun Özbek'in erken seçim kararı
CHP'nin dokunulmazlıklar kalksın diyip adalet yürüyüşü yapması
15 Temmuz darbe girişimi
Sarıkamış Harekatı
Atçı ve Meks Bursa ziyareti
2002'de Bahçeli'nin erken seçim çağrısı yapıp meclis dışı kalması
Kılıçdaroğlu'nun oy verememesi
Türk-Yunan nüfus mübadelesi yapıp batılı ülke kurmaya çalışmak
Halka güvenmek (genel)
CHP'nin demokrasiye geçip, ilk seçimde kaybetmesi
Çanakkale'ye saldırmak
Kadıköy anons faciası
2022 Katar Dünya Kupası
Kadirhan'ın futbol oynaması
Gündüzlü Kalfest'i
Almanya'nın yanında savaşa girmek
Sovyetler Birliği'ne saldırmak
1. sıradan Anthony Bennett draft etmek
2. sıradan Darko Milicic draft etmek
Birinci 12 bar denemesi
Esad'ı devirebileceğini zannetmek
Pita'nın büyük mekana geçmesi
Solcu pilavcının bağımsız milletvekili kampanyası
1. ve 2. Viyana kuşatmaları
Türk devletleri
Haçlı seferleri
Vegan olmak
Birleşmiş Milletler
Uluslararası hukuk
Alt Gurme
Monday, 11 June 2018
Coldplay (Top 20)
1- Don't Panic
2- Yellow
3- Lost!
4- Yes
5- Viva la Vida
6- A Rush of Blood to the Head
7- Fix You
8- Strawberry Swing
9- Easy to Please
10- What If
11-20 (sırasız):
The Scientist
Clocks
In My Place
Speed of Sound
Cemeteries of London
A Sky Full of Stars
Magic
God Put a Smile Upon Your Face
Violet Hill
Sparks
2- Yellow
3- Lost!
4- Yes
5- Viva la Vida
6- A Rush of Blood to the Head
7- Fix You
8- Strawberry Swing
9- Easy to Please
10- What If
11-20 (sırasız):
The Scientist
Clocks
In My Place
Speed of Sound
Cemeteries of London
A Sky Full of Stars
Magic
God Put a Smile Upon Your Face
Violet Hill
Sparks
Sunday, 10 June 2018
Rolling Stones (Top 20)
1- Sympathy for the Devil
2- Gimme Shelter
3- Paint It Black
4- She's a Rainbow
9- Let's Spend the Night Together
10- You Can't Get Always What You Want
11-20 (sırasız):
Brown Sugar
Jumpin' Jack Flash
Let It Bleed
Start Me Up
Under My Thumb
Wild Horses
Street Fighting Man
2000 Man
I Am Waiting
Carol
2- Gimme Shelter
3- Paint It Black
4- She's a Rainbow
5- Play with Fire
6- She Smiled Sweetly
7- Ruby Tuesday
8- I Can't Get No Satisfaction
9- Let's Spend the Night Together
10- You Can't Get Always What You Want
11-20 (sırasız):
Brown Sugar
Jumpin' Jack Flash
Let It Bleed
Start Me Up
Under My Thumb
Wild Horses
Street Fighting Man
2000 Man
I Am Waiting
Carol
Friday, 8 June 2018
7 Haziran 7 Haziran Yemek Günü
Kasap Osman
Döner 22 TL 6 / 7 / 7.5
Alfa Ayran 3 TL 8 / 7 / 7.5
Fasuli
Fasulye 15 TL 8 / 9 / 8
Pilav 8 TL 6 / 8 / 6
Alfa Ayran 4 TL 3 / 1 / 6
Miss Pizza
Dana Pepperoni 31 TL 6 / 8 / 9
Salame Piccante 36 TL 7 / 10 / 10
Silinen Mekanlar:Şehzade Cağ Kebap (ideolojik)
Puancılar: Atçı, Çetsocu Piç, Eralperen
Kelebekler (film) 5 / 7.5
7 Haziran (genel) 7 / 8
Puancılar: Yatçı, Maksut
Döner 22 TL 6 / 7 / 7.5
Alfa Ayran 3 TL 8 / 7 / 7.5
Fasuli
Fasulye 15 TL 8 / 9 / 8
Pilav 8 TL 6 / 8 / 6
Alfa Ayran 4 TL 3 / 1 / 6
Miss Pizza
Dana Pepperoni 31 TL 6 / 8 / 9
Salame Piccante 36 TL 7 / 10 / 10
Silinen Mekanlar:
Puancılar: Atçı, Çetsocu Piç, Eralperen
Kelebekler (film) 5 / 7.5
7 Haziran (genel) 7 / 8
Puancılar: Yatçı, Maksut
Sunday, 3 June 2018
NBC Filmleri
1- Kış Uykusu
2- Bir Zamanlar Anadolu'da
3- Ahlat Ağacı
4- Uzak
5- Üç Maymun
6- İklimler
7- Mayıs Sıkıntısı
8- Kasaba
2- Bir Zamanlar Anadolu'da
3- Ahlat Ağacı
4- Uzak
5- Üç Maymun
6- İklimler
7- Mayıs Sıkıntısı
8- Kasaba
Friday, 1 June 2018
Çürük Liste Şiir Antolojisi #1
1-William Blake - Tyger
2-TS Eliot - Lovesong of J Alfred Prufrock
3-W.B. Yeats - An Irish Airman Forsees His Death
4-Nihal Atsız - Topal Asker
5-John Keats - Ode to a Nightingale
6-Shakespeare - Sonnet 18
7-Kürşat Kırca - Moda Dediler
8-Edgar Allan Poe - Annabel Lee
9-Charles Baudelaire - Enivrez-Vous
10-Allen Ginsberg - Howl
11-Oscar Wilde - The Ballad of Reading Gaol
12-Wilfred Owen - Dulce et Decorum Est
13-Samuel Taylor Coleridge - The Rime of the Ancient Mariner
14-Andrew Marvell - To His Coy Mistress
15-William Wordsworth - The World is Too Much With Us
16-Arthur Rimbaud - Le Bateau Ivre
17-Sayko Ahmet - Tokmak
* hiyerarşik bir sıralama söz konusu değildir.
2-TS Eliot - Lovesong of J Alfred Prufrock
3-W.B. Yeats - An Irish Airman Forsees His Death
4-Nihal Atsız - Topal Asker
5-John Keats - Ode to a Nightingale
6-Shakespeare - Sonnet 18
7-Kürşat Kırca - Moda Dediler
8-Edgar Allan Poe - Annabel Lee
9-Charles Baudelaire - Enivrez-Vous
10-Allen Ginsberg - Howl
11-Oscar Wilde - The Ballad of Reading Gaol
12-Wilfred Owen - Dulce et Decorum Est
13-Samuel Taylor Coleridge - The Rime of the Ancient Mariner
14-Andrew Marvell - To His Coy Mistress
15-William Wordsworth - The World is Too Much With Us
16-Arthur Rimbaud - Le Bateau Ivre
17-Sayko Ahmet - Tokmak
* hiyerarşik bir sıralama söz konusu değildir.
Sunday, 27 May 2018
İkili İlişkiler Listesi (Top 10)
Eralp
1- Bağlan-Atçı
2- Ersin-Tezcan
3- Ataol-Ozan
4- H*r*k*-C*v*h*r
5- Cüz-Tatak
6- Ata Mert ve Aygıtı
7- Atıf-Mine
8- Balcı-Ersel
9- Melike-Selen
10- Senk-Kanka Uğur
Nostaljik Mansiyon: atçı-nr
1- Bağlan-Atçı
2- Ersin-Tezcan
3- Ataol-Ozan
4- H*r*k*-C*v*h*r
5- Cüz-Tatak
6- Ata Mert ve Aygıtı
7- Atıf-Mine
8- Balcı-Ersel
9- Melike-Selen
10- Senk-Kanka Uğur
Nostaljik Mansiyon: atçı-nr
26 Mayıs 2018 S*rg** R*m*s Suçları Listesi
https://twitter.com/kubastuff/status/1000714908168871936
1- Rakibin en önemli silahının omzunu kasıtlı olarak çıkarma
2- Rakibini kasten sakatladıktan sonra hakemle sohbet edip gülmek
3- Rakibe kart göstertmek için hakemi aldatmak
4- Rakip kaleciye kasten dirsek atmak
5- Dirsek kendisine atılmış gibi yine hakemi aldatmak
1- Rakibin en önemli silahının omzunu kasıtlı olarak çıkarma
2- Rakibini kasten sakatladıktan sonra hakemle sohbet edip gülmek
3- Rakibe kart göstertmek için hakemi aldatmak
4- Rakip kaleciye kasten dirsek atmak
5- Dirsek kendisine atılmış gibi yine hakemi aldatmak
Friday, 11 May 2018
Betalık Göstergeleri
bileklik takmak (zırhlar hariç)
uçakta tuvalete gitmek
süt içmeye isyan etmek
milli takım tutmak / takım tutmamak
rakibini tebrik etmek / avrupa maçlarında türk takımı tutmak
pijama giymek / pijama sahibi olmak
plastik sopa kullanmak
küpe takmak
dövme (beta dövmeler)
kokteyl içmek
pipet kullanmak
birden fazla sifon çekmek
atam yatamcı olmak
feminist olmak
vegan olmak / et yememek
ptt 1. lig takip etmemek
la liga izlemek / la liga takımı tutmak
manu desteklemek
laktoz intoleransı
yemek seçmek
kararsızlık yaşamak / agnostik olmak
beyaz yakalı olmak
ibadet etmek
şakirt olmak
azınlık olmak
kadınlarla siyaset konuşmak
azınlık olmayıp azınlık hakkı desteklemek
marksist olmak
felsefeyle uğraşmak
obez olmak
uzun saçlı olmak
saç bakım ürünü kullanmak
krem kullanmak
alkol tüketmemek
ramazan
kandil
fal
burç
kalın giyinmek
içmeye çıkıp 2-3 bira ile geceyi bitirmek
facebook açmak
instagram açmak
selfie çekmek
twitter kullanmamak
zorbalanmak
pardon diyerek garsona seslenmek
içeceklere süt veya şeker katmak
hipster olmak
kahve çeşitlerini iyi bilmek
öğretmen sevmek
hakem sevmek
şarabı içmeden önce koklamak/gargara yapmak/tükürmek/yorum yapıp analiz etmek
sevinmek için sevmek
arap olmak
quidditch oynamak
durduk yerde konuşma diline ingilizce karıştırmak
emoji kullanmak
iğneden korkmak
yüksekten korkmak
köpek hariç evcil hayvan sahibi olmak
gol attıktan sonra sus hariç farklı bir sevinç yapmak
gol sevinci çalışmak
slogan atmak
malum takım
avrasyacı olmak
hamamda şort giymek
evini müteahhite vermek
mini cooper kullanmak
denizde paletle yüzmek
yüzmek için yüzmek
dalış yapmak
kondom kullanmak
yemek yanına ekmek yemek
nba izlemek veya takım tutmak
ispanya veya ispanyol kültürü sevmek/övmek
çok konuşmak
ketçap kullanmak
çiçek yetiştirmek
bahçe ile ilgilenmek
soğan/sarımsak yememek
çiş sonrası el yıkamak
gömleğin en üst düğmesini kapamak
survivora katılmak veya izlemek
yerli dizi izlemek
türkiye'de yapılan mizaha gülmek (mali hariç)
her hafta dizi bölümü bekleyerek dizi izlemek
beklemek
toplu taşımalarda panik yapıp öne atılmak
minibüse binmek
kürt böreği yemek
evde bayrak bulundurmak/asmak
şekerli asitli içecek içmek
sakız çiğnemek
memleket takımını ikinci takım olarak tutmak
memleketi olmak
sığınmak/göç etmek
yabancı sınırını savunmak
ders çalışmak
diplomayla övünmek
okul için gönüllü çalışmak
okulu sevmek/özlemek
martı simgesini benimsemek
anne-baba ile yaşamak
saç kestirirken uzun talimat vermek
doktora gitmek/hasta olmak/sakatlanmak/hastaneye yatmak/ilaç kullanmak
alerjik olmak
psikolojik yardım almak
evlenmek/nişanlanmak/sözlenmek/boşanmak
ıslak mendille göt silmek
- alt gurme
uçakta tuvalete gitmek
süt içmeye isyan etmek
milli takım tutmak / takım tutmamak
rakibini tebrik etmek / avrupa maçlarında türk takımı tutmak
pijama giymek / pijama sahibi olmak
plastik sopa kullanmak
küpe takmak
dövme (beta dövmeler)
kokteyl içmek
pipet kullanmak
birden fazla sifon çekmek
atam yatamcı olmak
feminist olmak
vegan olmak / et yememek
ptt 1. lig takip etmemek
la liga izlemek / la liga takımı tutmak
manu desteklemek
laktoz intoleransı
yemek seçmek
kararsızlık yaşamak / agnostik olmak
beyaz yakalı olmak
ibadet etmek
şakirt olmak
azınlık olmak
kadınlarla siyaset konuşmak
azınlık olmayıp azınlık hakkı desteklemek
marksist olmak
felsefeyle uğraşmak
obez olmak
uzun saçlı olmak
saç bakım ürünü kullanmak
krem kullanmak
alkol tüketmemek
ramazan
kandil
fal
burç
kalın giyinmek
içmeye çıkıp 2-3 bira ile geceyi bitirmek
facebook açmak
instagram açmak
selfie çekmek
twitter kullanmamak
zorbalanmak
pardon diyerek garsona seslenmek
içeceklere süt veya şeker katmak
hipster olmak
kahve çeşitlerini iyi bilmek
öğretmen sevmek
hakem sevmek
şarabı içmeden önce koklamak/gargara yapmak/tükürmek/yorum yapıp analiz etmek
sevinmek için sevmek
arap olmak
quidditch oynamak
durduk yerde konuşma diline ingilizce karıştırmak
emoji kullanmak
iğneden korkmak
yüksekten korkmak
köpek hariç evcil hayvan sahibi olmak
gol attıktan sonra sus hariç farklı bir sevinç yapmak
gol sevinci çalışmak
slogan atmak
malum takım
avrasyacı olmak
hamamda şort giymek
evini müteahhite vermek
mini cooper kullanmak
denizde paletle yüzmek
yüzmek için yüzmek
dalış yapmak
kondom kullanmak
yemek yanına ekmek yemek
nba izlemek veya takım tutmak
ispanya veya ispanyol kültürü sevmek/övmek
çok konuşmak
ketçap kullanmak
çiçek yetiştirmek
bahçe ile ilgilenmek
soğan/sarımsak yememek
çiş sonrası el yıkamak
gömleğin en üst düğmesini kapamak
survivora katılmak veya izlemek
yerli dizi izlemek
türkiye'de yapılan mizaha gülmek (mali hariç)
her hafta dizi bölümü bekleyerek dizi izlemek
beklemek
toplu taşımalarda panik yapıp öne atılmak
minibüse binmek
kürt böreği yemek
evde bayrak bulundurmak/asmak
şekerli asitli içecek içmek
sakız çiğnemek
memleket takımını ikinci takım olarak tutmak
memleketi olmak
sığınmak/göç etmek
yabancı sınırını savunmak
ders çalışmak
diplomayla övünmek
okul için gönüllü çalışmak
okulu sevmek/özlemek
martı simgesini benimsemek
anne-baba ile yaşamak
saç kestirirken uzun talimat vermek
doktora gitmek/hasta olmak/sakatlanmak/hastaneye yatmak/ilaç kullanmak
alerjik olmak
psikolojik yardım almak
evlenmek/nişanlanmak/sözlenmek/boşanmak
ıslak mendille göt silmek
- alt gurme
Tuesday, 24 April 2018
Malum Takım Suçları Listesi
1- Şike
2- Irkçılık
3- Medya terörü
4- Stadyum terörü
5- Soykırıma finansman sağlamak
6- Kadıköy ilçesini havaya uçurma girişimi
7- Sow transferi
8- Altı yabancı oynatma
9- Kundaklama
10- Soyunma odası terörü (Koridor basma, hakem odası basma, rakip soyunma odası basma)
11- Şevşenko'yu döndürmek
12- Şampiyonlar Ligi'ne katılmak
13- Adam öldürmeye azmettirme
14- Doping
15- Darp
16- Atatürk'e suikast girişimi
17- Delil karartma
18- Topu geri vermeme
2- Irkçılık
3- Medya terörü
4- Stadyum terörü
5- Soykırıma finansman sağlamak
6- Kadıköy ilçesini havaya uçurma girişimi
7- Sow transferi
8- Altı yabancı oynatma
9- Kundaklama
10- Soyunma odası terörü (Koridor basma, hakem odası basma, rakip soyunma odası basma)
11- Şevşenko'yu döndürmek
12- Şampiyonlar Ligi'ne katılmak
13- Adam öldürmeye azmettirme
14- Doping
15- Darp
16- Atatürk'e suikast girişimi
17- Delil karartma
18- Topu geri vermeme
Wednesday, 11 April 2018
Dolma/Sarma Çeşitleri (Avrogörüş)
1- Mumbar
2- Şırdan
3- Kuru Patlıcan
4- Kara Lahana
5- Kabak Çiçeği
6- Yaprak
7- Beyaz Lahana
8- Kırmızı Biber
9- Yeşil Biber
10- Domates
11- Kabak
2- Şırdan
3- Kuru Patlıcan
4- Kara Lahana
5- Kabak Çiçeği
6- Yaprak
7- Beyaz Lahana
8- Kırmızı Biber
9- Yeşil Biber
10- Domates
11- Kabak
Sunday, 1 April 2018
En İyi 15 Community Bölümü
1-) 2.23+2.24 A Fistful of Paintballs + For a Few Paintballs More
2-) 3.14 Pillows and Blankets
3-) 1.21 Contemporary American Poultry
4-) 2.19 Critical Film Studies
5-) 3.17 Basic Lupine Urology
6-) 3.04 Remedial Chaos Theory
7-) 2.14 Advanced Dungeons & Dragons
8-) 2.09 Conspiracy Theories and Interior Design
9-) 1.23 Modern Warfare
10-) 3.20 Digital Estate Planning
11-) 3.19 Curriculum Unavailable
12-) 3.08 Documentary Filmmaking: Redux
13-) 3.21 The First Chang Dynasty
14-) 2.06 Epidemiology
15-) 2.08 Cooperative Calligraphy
BONUS: 3. Sezon Son Bölüm Evil Abed
2-) 3.14 Pillows and Blankets
3-) 1.21 Contemporary American Poultry
4-) 2.19 Critical Film Studies
5-) 3.17 Basic Lupine Urology
6-) 3.04 Remedial Chaos Theory
7-) 2.14 Advanced Dungeons & Dragons
8-) 2.09 Conspiracy Theories and Interior Design
10-) 3.20 Digital Estate Planning
11-) 3.19 Curriculum Unavailable
12-) 3.08 Documentary Filmmaking: Redux
13-) 3.21 The First Chang Dynasty
14-) 2.06 Epidemiology
15-) 2.08 Cooperative Calligraphy
BONUS: 3. Sezon Son Bölüm Evil Abed
Sunday, 25 March 2018
Atif'in Seckisi Liste Serisi #8, Atansiyon Span Özürlüler İçin Kitap Listesi, Oyrovizyon* ve Klasik Puanlama*
1-) Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman! - Richard Feynman - 9
2-) Bartleby, the Scrivener - Melville - 8
3-) The Double - Dostoyevski - 7
4-) The Grip of Film - Richard Ayoade - 5
5-) Slaughterhouse-Five - Vonnegut - 6
6-) Mort - Terry Pratchett - 8
7-) A Long Way Down - Nick Hornby - 5
8-) The Metamorphosis - Kafka - 4
9-) Our Mathematical Universe - Max Tegmark - 7
10-) Diaspora - Greg Egan - 9
*ilk sıralama, 1'den 10'a, atansiyon span özürlülüğüne uygunluk listesi: kısalık, akıcılık, basitlik, komiklik ve chapter uzunlukları kriter alınmıştır
*ikinci puanlar: klasik, genel puanlar.
2-) Bartleby, the Scrivener - Melville - 8
3-) The Double - Dostoyevski - 7
4-) The Grip of Film - Richard Ayoade - 5
5-) Slaughterhouse-Five - Vonnegut - 6
6-) Mort - Terry Pratchett - 8
7-) A Long Way Down - Nick Hornby - 5
8-) The Metamorphosis - Kafka - 4
9-) Our Mathematical Universe - Max Tegmark - 7
10-) Diaspora - Greg Egan - 9
*ilk sıralama, 1'den 10'a, atansiyon span özürlülüğüne uygunluk listesi: kısalık, akıcılık, basitlik, komiklik ve chapter uzunlukları kriter alınmıştır
*ikinci puanlar: klasik, genel puanlar.
Saturday, 24 March 2018
1970'ler Oskar En İyi Film Adayları Top 10
1- Godfather
2- Godfather 2
3- Taxi Driver
4- Apocalypse Now
5- A Clockwork Orange
6- Barry Lyndon
7- The Conversation
8- Annie Hall
9- Network
10- Chinatown
2- Godfather 2
3- Taxi Driver
4- Apocalypse Now
5- A Clockwork Orange
6- Barry Lyndon
7- The Conversation
8- Annie Hall
9- Network
10- Chinatown
Monday, 12 March 2018
Yakın Zaman Etkinlik Listesi (Mart-Nisan)
St Patrik
İstanbul Film Festivali (Meksin tavsiye filmleri program açıklandığı an...)
Masaj
En az 3 sergi gezisi (Hangi sergiler olduğu tba)
En az 1 konser (tba)
Uykuluklu Rakı (Sadrazam Mahmut)
Samatya Rakı (Qiwi'nin mekanı)
Bisiklet (Rota: Belgrad Ormanı)
Moda Sahilde tiyatro sezonunu açmak
İstanbul Film Festivali (Meksin tavsiye filmleri program açıklandığı an...)
Masaj
En az 3 sergi gezisi (Hangi sergiler olduğu tba)
En az 1 konser (tba)
Uykuluklu Rakı (Sadrazam Mahmut)
Samatya Rakı (Qiwi'nin mekanı)
Bisiklet (Rota: Belgrad Ormanı)
Moda Sahilde tiyatro sezonunu açmak
Monday, 5 March 2018
Saturday, 3 March 2018
Cipsler Listesi (Top 10)
1- Lays Klasik
2- Ruffles Orjinal
3- Lays Baharat
4- Ruffles Peynir Soğan
5- Alaturca Haşhaş Domates
6- Doritos Taco
7- Lays Fırından Yeşil
8- Doritos Nacho aka Atıf
9- Lays Fırından Kırmızı
10- Çerezza Kokteyl
BONUS: Cheetos Fıstıklı
EN KÖTÜ: Ketçaplı Cipsler
Not: pahalı cipsler (örnek: pringles) hariçtir.
2- Ruffles Orjinal
3- Lays Baharat
4- Ruffles Peynir Soğan
5- Alaturca Haşhaş Domates
6- Doritos Taco
7- Lays Fırından Yeşil
8- Doritos Nacho aka Atıf
9- Lays Fırından Kırmızı
10- Çerezza Kokteyl
BONUS: Cheetos Fıstıklı
EN KÖTÜ: Ketçaplı Cipsler
Not: pahalı cipsler (örnek: pringles) hariçtir.
Wednesday, 28 February 2018
Liseyi Amerika'da Okusa Okul Tarayacaklar Listesi
Senk
Oğuz
Altuş
Bağlan
Head Hunter
Hamza
Tuğberk
Murat Ayan
Güneş
Sayko Ahmet
AÇÇ
Kebabi
Melike
Ongun
Görkem Karadeniz
Suat
Jankat
Yiğit Alp'in İbne Sevgilisi
Atalay/Egem
Eşvak
Listeciler: Alt Gurme
Oğuz
Altuş
Bağlan
Head Hunter
Hamza
Tuğberk
Murat Ayan
Güneş
Sayko Ahmet
AÇÇ
Kebabi
Melike
Ongun
Görkem Karadeniz
Suat
Jankat
Yiğit Alp'in İbne Sevgilisi
Atalay/Egem
Eşvak
Listeciler: Alt Gurme
Monday, 26 February 2018
90. Oskar Ödülleri Tahmin Yarışması
Her aday farklı puan kazandırıyor. Favoriler daha düşük, sürprizler daha fazla etc... Tahminin tutması durumunda kazanılacak puanın değeri genelde verilen bahis oranlarından yola çıkılarak hesaplanıyor. Aşağıya yazıcam hangi aday kaç puan veriyor diye.
Best Picture:
“Call Me by Your Name” - 41
“Darkest Hour” - 148
“Dunkirk” - 23
“Get Out” - 11
“Lady Bird” - 8
“Phantom Thread” - 103
“The Post” - 67
“The Shape of Water” - 3
“Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri” - 2
Lead Actor:
Timothée Chalamet, “Call Me by Your Name” - 14
Daniel Day-Lewis, “Phantom Thread” - 18
Daniel Kaluuya, “Get Out” - 14
Gary Oldman, “Darkest Hour” - 1
Denzel Washington, “Roman J. Israel, Esq.” - 76
Lead Actress:
Sally Hawkins, “The Shape of Water” - 14
Frances McDormand, “Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri” - 1
Margot Robbie, “I, Tonya” - 22
Saoirse Ronan, “Lady Bird” - 7
Meryl Streep, “The Post” - 67
Supporting Actor:
Willem Dafoe, “The Florida Project” - 5
Woody Harrelson, “Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri” - 22
Richard Jenkins, “The Shape of Water” - 21
Christopher Plummer, “All the Money in the World” - 16
Sam Rockwell, “Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri” - 2
Supporting Actress:
Mary J. Blige, “Mudbound” - 17
Allison Janney, “I, Tonya” - 1
Lesley Manville, “Phantom Thread” - 20
Laurie Metcalf, “Lady Bird” - 5
Octavia Spencer, “The Shape of Water” - 22
Director:
“Dunkirk,” Christopher Nolan - 5
“Get Out,” Jordan Peele - 37
“Lady Bird,” Greta Gerwig - 10
“Phantom Thread,” Paul Thomas Anderson - 54
“The Shape of Water,” Guillermo del Toro - 1
Adapted Screenplay:
“Call Me by Your Name,” James Ivory - 1
“The Disaster Artist,” Scott Neustadter & Michael H. Weber - 23
“Logan,” Scott Frank & James Mangold and Michael Green - 35
“Molly’s Game,” Aaron Sorkin - 12
“Mudbound,” Virgil Williams and Dee Rees - 8
Original Screenplay:
“The Big Sick,” Emily V. Gordon & Kumail Nanjiani - 45
“Get Out,” Jordan Peele - 6
“Lady Bird,” Greta Gerwig - 10
“The Shape of Water,” Guillermo del Toro, Vanessa Taylor - 21
“Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri,” Martin McDonagh - 7
Cinematography:
“Blade Runner 2049,” Roger Deakins - 1
“Darkest Hour,” Bruno Delbonnel - 63
“Dunkirk,” Hoyte van Hoytema - 6
“Mudbound,” Rachel Morrison - 16
“The Shape of Water,” Dan Laustsen - 13
Best Foreign Language Film:
“A Fantastic Woman” (Chile) - 3
“The Insult” (Lebanon) - 17
“Loveless” (Russia) - 11
“On Body and Soul (Hungary) - 31
“The Square” (Sweden) - 5
Original Score:
“Dunkirk,” Hans Zimmer - 4
“Phantom Thread,” Jonny Greenwood - 9
“The Shape of Water,” Alexandre Desplat - 1
“Star Wars: The Last Jedi,” John Williams - 30
“Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri,” Carter Burwell - 22
Original Song:
“Mighty River” from “Mudbound,” Mary J. Blige - 28
“Mystery of Love” from “Call Me by Your Name,” Sufjan Stevens - 11
“Remember Me” from “Coco,” Kristen Anderson-Lopez, Robert Lopez - 2
“Stand Up for Something” from “Marshall,” Diane Warren, Common - 33
“This Is Me” from “The Greatest Showman,” Benj Pasek, Justin Paul - 4
Best Documentary Feature:
Best Picture:
“Call Me by Your Name” - 41
“Darkest Hour” - 148
“Dunkirk” - 23
“Get Out” - 11
“Lady Bird” - 8
“Phantom Thread” - 103
“The Post” - 67
“The Shape of Water” - 3
“Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri” - 2
Lead Actor:
Timothée Chalamet, “Call Me by Your Name” - 14
Daniel Day-Lewis, “Phantom Thread” - 18
Daniel Kaluuya, “Get Out” - 14
Gary Oldman, “Darkest Hour” - 1
Denzel Washington, “Roman J. Israel, Esq.” - 76
Lead Actress:
Sally Hawkins, “The Shape of Water” - 14
Frances McDormand, “Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri” - 1
Margot Robbie, “I, Tonya” - 22
Saoirse Ronan, “Lady Bird” - 7
Meryl Streep, “The Post” - 67
Supporting Actor:
Willem Dafoe, “The Florida Project” - 5
Woody Harrelson, “Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri” - 22
Richard Jenkins, “The Shape of Water” - 21
Christopher Plummer, “All the Money in the World” - 16
Sam Rockwell, “Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri” - 2
Supporting Actress:
Mary J. Blige, “Mudbound” - 17
Allison Janney, “I, Tonya” - 1
Lesley Manville, “Phantom Thread” - 20
Laurie Metcalf, “Lady Bird” - 5
Octavia Spencer, “The Shape of Water” - 22
Director:
“Dunkirk,” Christopher Nolan - 5
“Get Out,” Jordan Peele - 37
“Lady Bird,” Greta Gerwig - 10
“Phantom Thread,” Paul Thomas Anderson - 54
“The Shape of Water,” Guillermo del Toro - 1
Adapted Screenplay:
“Call Me by Your Name,” James Ivory - 1
“The Disaster Artist,” Scott Neustadter & Michael H. Weber - 23
“Logan,” Scott Frank & James Mangold and Michael Green - 35
“Molly’s Game,” Aaron Sorkin - 12
“Mudbound,” Virgil Williams and Dee Rees - 8
Original Screenplay:
“The Big Sick,” Emily V. Gordon & Kumail Nanjiani - 45
“Get Out,” Jordan Peele - 6
“Lady Bird,” Greta Gerwig - 10
“The Shape of Water,” Guillermo del Toro, Vanessa Taylor - 21
“Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri,” Martin McDonagh - 7
Cinematography:
“Blade Runner 2049,” Roger Deakins - 1
“Darkest Hour,” Bruno Delbonnel - 63
“Dunkirk,” Hoyte van Hoytema - 6
“Mudbound,” Rachel Morrison - 16
“The Shape of Water,” Dan Laustsen - 13
Best Foreign Language Film:
“A Fantastic Woman” (Chile) - 3
“The Insult” (Lebanon) - 17
“Loveless” (Russia) - 11
“On Body and Soul (Hungary) - 31
“The Square” (Sweden) - 5
Original Score:
“Dunkirk,” Hans Zimmer - 4
“Phantom Thread,” Jonny Greenwood - 9
“The Shape of Water,” Alexandre Desplat - 1
“Star Wars: The Last Jedi,” John Williams - 30
“Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri,” Carter Burwell - 22
Original Song:
“Mighty River” from “Mudbound,” Mary J. Blige - 28
“Mystery of Love” from “Call Me by Your Name,” Sufjan Stevens - 11
“Remember Me” from “Coco,” Kristen Anderson-Lopez, Robert Lopez - 2
“Stand Up for Something” from “Marshall,” Diane Warren, Common - 33
“This Is Me” from “The Greatest Showman,” Benj Pasek, Justin Paul - 4
Best Documentary Feature:
“Abacus: Small Enough to Jail,” Steve James, Mark Mitten, Julie Goldman - 21
“Faces Places,” JR, Agnès Varda, Rosalie Varda - 1
“Icarus,” Bryan Fogel, Dan Cogan - 3
“Last Men in Aleppo,” Feras Fayyad, Kareem Abeed, Soren Steen Jepersen - 7
“Strong Island,” Yance Ford, Joslyn Barnes - 15
“Faces Places,” JR, Agnès Varda, Rosalie Varda - 1
“Icarus,” Bryan Fogel, Dan Cogan - 3
“Last Men in Aleppo,” Feras Fayyad, Kareem Abeed, Soren Steen Jepersen - 7
“Strong Island,” Yance Ford, Joslyn Barnes - 15
Saturday, 24 February 2018
1920'ler Berlindeki Seks İşçileri Türleri Listesi
Indoor Prostitutes
Chontes - 3
Polish-born Jews, also knows as Lublins, from the Polish industrial town of Lublin.
Demi-Castors - 5
Young women from good families who occasionally supplemented their allowances by working in high-class houses in west Berlin.
Dominas - 6
Leather-clad women who specialized in whipping, humiliation, and other forms of punishment, and worked in lesbian nightclubs that admitted heterosexual couples and free-spending male clients.
Fohses - 2
Independent prostitutes who advertised in newspapers and magazines as manicurists or masseuses.
Medicine girls - 4
Child prostitutes who were “prescribed” by pimps posing as physicians in phony pharmacies in west Berlin.
Minettes - 5
Exclusive call girls who enacted S&M fantasy scenes involving foot worship and forced transvestitism.
Race Horses - 7
Masochistic prostitutes who worked in “Institutes for Foreign Language Instruction” where the schoolrooms were equipped with bondage equipment.
Table Ladies - 3
Prostitutes who worked at expensive nightclubs often frequented by politicians and businessmen who paid “table money” for an evening of champagne and conversation prior to a backroom encounter.
Telephone Girls - 6
Child prostitutes, aged twelve to seventeen, who were made to resemble junior versions of theater or film starlets and were ordered by telephone.
Outdoor Prostitutes
Boot Girls
Dominatrices near the Wittenberg Platz whose sexual services were signaled by the colors of their boots, laces, and ribbons, sometimes worn in combination.
—Black boots: buttocks cropping (lying on bed). - 3
—Brown boots: asphyxiation by boot or stockinged foot. - 5
—Cobalt blue boots: forced feminization; penetration by female. - 5
—Lacquered gold boots: bound feminization; physical torture. - 4
—Poisonous green boots: psychological enslavement. - 8
—Brick red boots: buttocks flagellation (tied to bed or cross). - 3
—Scarlet boots: forced feminization; transvestite humiliation. - 4
—Black laces: punishment with a short whip. - 2
—Gold laces: defecation on chest. - 6
—Maroon laces: verbal humiliation. - 5
—White laces: collared like a dog. - 4
—White ribbons on top of boots: a roleplay scenario in which the male customer begins as the dominant figure and ends as the submissive party. - 7
Grasshoppers - 2
Lowly streetwalkers who performed oral sex in the Tiergarten.
Gravelstones - 6
Physically deformed women who worked in north Berlin
Half-Silks - 1
Occasional prostitutes, often secretaries, shopkeepers, and office clerks supplementing their incomes after work.
Kontroll Girls - 1
Three defined classes of licensed prostitutes, whose health was certified by city physicians.
Münzis - 7
Pregnant women who waited under lampposts on Münzstrasse.
Nuttes - 2
Boyish teenage girls who framed their transactions with the protocols of dating, enticing their customers with lines such as, “Don’t you think we should have a coffee first?”
Tauentzien Girls - 6
Women wearing the latest fashions and hairstyles, often working in mother-and-daughter teams near the Kaiser Memorial Church.
Chontes - 3
Polish-born Jews, also knows as Lublins, from the Polish industrial town of Lublin.
Demi-Castors - 5
Young women from good families who occasionally supplemented their allowances by working in high-class houses in west Berlin.
Dominas - 6
Leather-clad women who specialized in whipping, humiliation, and other forms of punishment, and worked in lesbian nightclubs that admitted heterosexual couples and free-spending male clients.
Fohses - 2
Independent prostitutes who advertised in newspapers and magazines as manicurists or masseuses.
Medicine girls - 4
Child prostitutes who were “prescribed” by pimps posing as physicians in phony pharmacies in west Berlin.
Minettes - 5
Exclusive call girls who enacted S&M fantasy scenes involving foot worship and forced transvestitism.
Race Horses - 7
Masochistic prostitutes who worked in “Institutes for Foreign Language Instruction” where the schoolrooms were equipped with bondage equipment.
Table Ladies - 3
Prostitutes who worked at expensive nightclubs often frequented by politicians and businessmen who paid “table money” for an evening of champagne and conversation prior to a backroom encounter.
Telephone Girls - 6
Child prostitutes, aged twelve to seventeen, who were made to resemble junior versions of theater or film starlets and were ordered by telephone.
Outdoor Prostitutes
Boot Girls
Dominatrices near the Wittenberg Platz whose sexual services were signaled by the colors of their boots, laces, and ribbons, sometimes worn in combination.
—Black boots: buttocks cropping (lying on bed). - 3
—Brown boots: asphyxiation by boot or stockinged foot. - 5
—Cobalt blue boots: forced feminization; penetration by female. - 5
—Lacquered gold boots: bound feminization; physical torture. - 4
—Poisonous green boots: psychological enslavement. - 8
—Brick red boots: buttocks flagellation (tied to bed or cross). - 3
—Scarlet boots: forced feminization; transvestite humiliation. - 4
—Black laces: punishment with a short whip. - 2
—Gold laces: defecation on chest. - 6
—Maroon laces: verbal humiliation. - 5
—White laces: collared like a dog. - 4
—White ribbons on top of boots: a roleplay scenario in which the male customer begins as the dominant figure and ends as the submissive party. - 7
Grasshoppers - 2
Lowly streetwalkers who performed oral sex in the Tiergarten.
Gravelstones - 6
Physically deformed women who worked in north Berlin
Half-Silks - 1
Occasional prostitutes, often secretaries, shopkeepers, and office clerks supplementing their incomes after work.
Kontroll Girls - 1
Three defined classes of licensed prostitutes, whose health was certified by city physicians.
Münzis - 7
Pregnant women who waited under lampposts on Münzstrasse.
Nuttes - 2
Boyish teenage girls who framed their transactions with the protocols of dating, enticing their customers with lines such as, “Don’t you think we should have a coffee first?”
Tauentzien Girls - 6
Women wearing the latest fashions and hairstyles, often working in mother-and-daughter teams near the Kaiser Memorial Church.
Thursday, 22 February 2018
Atıf'dan Her Dizenin Puanlandığı Şiir Seçkileri #2
The Crazy Woman (Ruh Hastası Kadın) - Gwendolyn Brooks
I shall not sing a May song. (7)
A May song should be gay. (9)
I'll wait until November (6)
And sing a song of gray. (6)
I'll wait until November (5)
That is the time for me. (4)
I'll go out in the frosty dark (7)
And sing most terribly. (8)
And all the little people (9)
Will stare at me and say, (7)
"That is the Crazy Woman (7)
Who would not sing in May." (7)
puancılar,
akif
I shall not sing a May song. (7)
A May song should be gay. (9)
I'll wait until November (6)
And sing a song of gray. (6)
I'll wait until November (5)
That is the time for me. (4)
I'll go out in the frosty dark (7)
And sing most terribly. (8)
And all the little people (9)
Will stare at me and say, (7)
"That is the Crazy Woman (7)
Who would not sing in May." (7)
puancılar,
akif
Monday, 19 February 2018
Mert Listesi
Mert Kaya - 10 / 10
Kaptan Mert - 7 / 10
Can Mert Aydemir - 4 / 4
Mert Edizyürek - 1 / 3
Onur Mert Öztürk - 2 / 2
Mert İmre - 2 / 1
Puancılar: A.M.A. / E. Y.
Kaptan Mert - 7 / 10
Mert Kurtoğlu - 8 / 8
Stajcı Mert - 7 / 9
Mert Tezcan - 9 / 7
Mert Duman - 5 / 9
Mert Er - 7 / 5
Mert Atçı - 5 / 6
Mert Atçı - 5 / 6
Mert Urungu Kırca - 6 / 4
Ata Mert B.n.ci.ğ.ll.rı - 8 / 2Can Mert Aydemir - 4 / 4
Mert Edizyürek - 1 / 3
Onur Mert Öztürk - 2 / 2
Mert İmre - 2 / 1
Puancılar: A.M.A. / E. Y.
Thursday, 15 February 2018
Kaliteli Yaşamlar Listesi
1- Mehmet Ali Erbil
2- Sevan Nişanyan
3- Kaya Çilingiroğlu
4- Cem Uzan
5- Donald Trump
6- Adnan Oktar
7- Nick Young
8- Kim Kardashian
9- Vedat Milor
10- Ayhan Sicimoğlu
11- Beşşar Esad
12- Charles Barkley
- alt gurme
2- Sevan Nişanyan
3- Kaya Çilingiroğlu
4- Cem Uzan
5- Donald Trump
6- Adnan Oktar
7- Nick Young
8- Kim Kardashian
9- Vedat Milor
10- Ayhan Sicimoğlu
11- Beşşar Esad
12- Charles Barkley
- alt gurme
Tuesday, 13 February 2018
PTA Filmleri
1- The Master
2- There Will Be Blood
3- Inherent Vice
4- Magnolia
5- Phantom Thread
6- Boogie Nights
7- Punch-Drunk Love
8- Hard Eight
-alperen
1- Phantom Thread
2- There Will Be Blood
3- Inherent Vice
4- The Master
5- Punch Drunk Love
6- Magnolia
7- Boogie Nights
-atif
1- The Master
- paul thomas anderson
2- There Will Be Blood
3- Inherent Vice
4- Magnolia
5- Phantom Thread
6- Boogie Nights
7- Punch-Drunk Love
8- Hard Eight
-alperen
1- Phantom Thread
2- There Will Be Blood
3- Inherent Vice
4- The Master
5- Punch Drunk Love
6- Magnolia
7- Boogie Nights
-atif
1- The Master
- paul thomas anderson
Sunday, 11 February 2018
Liverpool FC: En İyi Menajerler Listesi (Benim Yetiştiğim Dönemler)
1- Rafa Benitez
2- Gerard Houllier
3- Jurgen Klopp
4- Brendan Rodgers
5- Kenny Dalglish
6- Roy Hodgson
2- Gerard Houllier
3- Jurgen Klopp
4- Brendan Rodgers
5- Kenny Dalglish
6- Roy Hodgson
İstanbul Yemekçiler Hall of Fame (Bireysel)
Sarıyer:
Pideban
Mesire İşkembe Salonu
Tarihi Sarıyer Muhallebicisi ve Börekcisi
Beyoğlu:
Miss Pizza
Kalkanoğlu Pilav
Şimşek Pide
Fıccın
Amed aka 21 Ocakbaşı
Kelle Söğüşçü
İçli Köfteci
Karaköy Güllüoğlu Baklava
Fasuli
Kadıköy:
Pita Mantı
Pidesun
Borsam Lahmacun
Pilav Sarayı
Konyalılar Etli Ekmek
Çiya
Fatih:
Şeref Büryan
Özkilis
Şehzade Cağ Kebap
Pideban
Mesire İşkembe Salonu
Tarihi Sarıyer Muhallebicisi ve Börekcisi
Beyoğlu:
Miss Pizza
Kalkanoğlu Pilav
Şimşek Pide
Fıccın
Amed aka 21 Ocakbaşı
Kelle Söğüşçü
İçli Köfteci
Karaköy Güllüoğlu Baklava
Fasuli
Kadıköy:
Pita Mantı
Pidesun
Borsam Lahmacun
Pilav Sarayı
Konyalılar Etli Ekmek
Çiya
Fatih:
Şeref Büryan
Özkilis
Şehzade Cağ Kebap
Thursday, 8 February 2018
Paterson Filmindeki Şiirler Oyrovizyon
1-
We have plenty of matches in our house
We keep them on hand always
Currently our favourite brand is Ohio Blue Tip
Though we used to prefer Diamond Brand
That was before we discovered
Ohio Blue Tip matches
They are excellently packaged
Sturdy little boxes
With dark and light blue and white labels
With words lettered
In the shape of a megaphone
As if to say even louder to the world
Here is the most beautiful match in the world
It’s one-and-a-half-inch soft pine stem
Capped by a grainy dark purple head
So sober and furious and stubbornly ready
To burst into flame
Lighting, perhaps the cigarette of the woman you love
For the first time
And it was never really the same after that
All this will we give you
That is what you gave me
I become the cigarette and you the match
Or I the match and you the cigarette
Blazing with kisses that smoulder towards heaven
2-
Another One
When you’re a child
you learn
there are three dimensions
Height, width and depth
Like a shoebox
Then later you hear there’s a fourth dimension
Time
Hmm. (10)
Then some say
there can be five, six, seven…
I knock off work
Have a beer at the bar
I look down at the glass and feel glad
3-
I go through
trillions of molecules
that move aside
to make way for me
while on both sides
trillions more
stay where they are.
The windshield wiper blade
starts to squeak.
The rain has stopped.
I stop.
On the corner
a boy
in a yellow raincoat
holding his mother’s hand.
4-
Water Falls
Water falls from the bright air.
It falls like hair.
Falling across a young girl’s shoulders.
Water falls.
Making pools in the asphalt.
Dirty mirrors with clouds and buildings inside.
It falls on the roof of my house,
It falls on my mother, and on my hair.
Most people call it rain.
-küçük şair çocuk
5-
The Line
There’s an old song
my grandfather used to sing
that has the question,
“Or would you rather be a fish?”
In the same song
is the same question
but with a mule and a pig,
but the one I hear sometimes
in my head is the fish one.
Just that one line.
Would you rather be a fish?
As if the rest of the song
didn’t have to be there.
6-
I’m in the house
It’s nice out
Warm
Sun on cold snow
First day of spring
Or last day of winter
My legs run up the stairs
And out the door
My top half here writing
7-
Pumpkin
My little pumpkin,
I like to think about other girls sometimes,
but the truth is
if you ever left me
I’d tear my heart out
and never put it back.
There’ll never be anyone like you.
How embarrassing.
8-
This Is Just To Say
I have eaten
the plums
that were
in the icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast
Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so cold
- carlo williams carlos
puancı; atıf
We have plenty of matches in our house
We keep them on hand always
Currently our favourite brand is Ohio Blue Tip
Though we used to prefer Diamond Brand
That was before we discovered
Ohio Blue Tip matches
They are excellently packaged
Sturdy little boxes
With dark and light blue and white labels
With words lettered
In the shape of a megaphone
As if to say even louder to the world
Here is the most beautiful match in the world
It’s one-and-a-half-inch soft pine stem
Capped by a grainy dark purple head
So sober and furious and stubbornly ready
To burst into flame
Lighting, perhaps the cigarette of the woman you love
For the first time
And it was never really the same after that
All this will we give you
That is what you gave me
I become the cigarette and you the match
Or I the match and you the cigarette
Blazing with kisses that smoulder towards heaven
2-
Another One
When you’re a child
you learn
there are three dimensions
Height, width and depth
Like a shoebox
Then later you hear there’s a fourth dimension
Time
Hmm. (10)
Then some say
there can be five, six, seven…
I knock off work
Have a beer at the bar
I look down at the glass and feel glad
3-
I go through
trillions of molecules
that move aside
to make way for me
while on both sides
trillions more
stay where they are.
The windshield wiper blade
starts to squeak.
The rain has stopped.
I stop.
On the corner
a boy
in a yellow raincoat
holding his mother’s hand.
4-
Water Falls
Water falls from the bright air.
It falls like hair.
Falling across a young girl’s shoulders.
Water falls.
Making pools in the asphalt.
Dirty mirrors with clouds and buildings inside.
It falls on the roof of my house,
It falls on my mother, and on my hair.
Most people call it rain.
-küçük şair çocuk
5-
The Line
There’s an old song
my grandfather used to sing
that has the question,
“Or would you rather be a fish?”
In the same song
is the same question
but with a mule and a pig,
but the one I hear sometimes
in my head is the fish one.
Just that one line.
Would you rather be a fish?
As if the rest of the song
didn’t have to be there.
6-
I’m in the house
It’s nice out
Warm
Sun on cold snow
First day of spring
Or last day of winter
My legs run up the stairs
And out the door
My top half here writing
7-
Pumpkin
My little pumpkin,
I like to think about other girls sometimes,
but the truth is
if you ever left me
I’d tear my heart out
and never put it back.
There’ll never be anyone like you.
How embarrassing.
8-
This Is Just To Say
I have eaten
the plums
that were
in the icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast
Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so cold
- carlo williams carlos
puancı; atıf
Monday, 29 January 2018
2017 Yılın En İyi Albümleri
1- Lorde, Melodrama
2- Laura Marling, Semper Femina
3- The War on Drugs, The Deeper Understanding
4- Mount Eerie, A Crow Looked at Me
5- St Vincent, MASSEDUCTION
6- Kendrick Lamar, DAMN
7- Alvvays, Antisocialites
8- Perfume Genius, No Shape
9- Cigarettes After Sex, Cigarettes After Sex
10- Jens Lekman, Life Will See You Now
mansiyonlar aka top 20 (sırasız): fever ray, lcd soundsystem, sampha, sza, the xx, father john misty, lana del rey, slowdive, king krule, vince staples
2- Laura Marling, Semper Femina
3- The War on Drugs, The Deeper Understanding
4- Mount Eerie, A Crow Looked at Me
5- St Vincent, MASSEDUCTION
6- Kendrick Lamar, DAMN
7- Alvvays, Antisocialites
8- Perfume Genius, No Shape
9- Cigarettes After Sex, Cigarettes After Sex
10- Jens Lekman, Life Will See You Now
mansiyonlar aka top 20 (sırasız): fever ray, lcd soundsystem, sampha, sza, the xx, father john misty, lana del rey, slowdive, king krule, vince staples
Sunday, 28 January 2018
2017'nin En İyi Filmleri Listesi
1- Dunkirk
2- Phantom Thread
3- Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
4- The Florida Project
5- The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)
6- The Square
7- A Ghost Story
8- Call Me by Your Name
9- I, Tonya
10- Blade Runner 2049
Mansiyon: The Lost City of Z, Lady Bird, I Love You Daddy, Get Out, Baby Driver, Good Time
-atif
1- The Square
2- Loveless
3- The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)
4- I Love You, Daddy
5- Call Me by Your Name
6- Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
7- Good Time
8- The Salesman
9- The Killing of a Sacred Deer
10- Sang-soo Hong: The Day After / Yourself and Yours
Mansiyon: The Disaster Artist, The Florida Project, Heartstone, Personal Shopper, Baby Driver
Seyretmeden Juri Özel Ödülü: Phantom Thread
-eralp
1- Get Out
2- Phantom Thread
3- Raw
4- mother!
5- Loveless
6- The Killing of a Sacred Deer
7- Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missisippi
8- John Wick: Chapter 2
9- The Death of Stalin
10- Baby Driver
Mansiyon: Lady Bird, Shape of Water, Unrest, Aile Arasında, The Meyerowitz Stories, Foxtrot, Personal Shopper
-darko
2- Phantom Thread
3- Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
4- The Florida Project
5- The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)
6- The Square
7- A Ghost Story
8- Call Me by Your Name
9- I, Tonya
10- Blade Runner 2049
Mansiyon: The Lost City of Z, Lady Bird, I Love You Daddy, Get Out, Baby Driver, Good Time
-atif
1- The Square
2- Loveless
3- The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)
4- I Love You, Daddy
5- Call Me by Your Name
6- Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
7- Good Time
8- The Salesman
9- The Killing of a Sacred Deer
10- Sang-soo Hong: The Day After / Yourself and Yours
Mansiyon: The Disaster Artist, The Florida Project, Heartstone, Personal Shopper, Baby Driver
Seyretmeden Juri Özel Ödülü: Phantom Thread
-eralp
1- Get Out
2- Phantom Thread
3- Raw
4- mother!
5- Loveless
6- The Killing of a Sacred Deer
7- Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missisippi
8- John Wick: Chapter 2
9- The Death of Stalin
10- Baby Driver
Mansiyon: Lady Bird, Shape of Water, Unrest, Aile Arasında, The Meyerowitz Stories, Foxtrot, Personal Shopper
-darko
Saturday, 27 January 2018
Atçı'nın okuduğu son 10 kitap (yeniden eskiye) #2
Kevin Crossley-Holland - The Norse Myths Myths: 4 Notes: 7
Stathis Gourgouris - Lessons In Secular Criticism 6
Allain Robbe-Grillet - Jealousy 9
Steven Shaviro - No Speed Limit: Three Essays on Aççelerationism 6
Terry Eagleton - Marxism and Literary Criticism 8
Mary Klages - Literary Theory The Complete Guide 7
Kurt Vonnegut - A Man Without a Country 9
David Benatar - Better Never To Have Been: Harm Of Coming Into Existence 7
Angela Nagle - Kill All Normies: Online Culture Wars From 4chan and Tumblr to Trum and the Alt-Right 8
Henry Miller - Plexus 7
Stathis Gourgouris - Lessons In Secular Criticism 6
Allain Robbe-Grillet - Jealousy 9
Steven Shaviro - No Speed Limit: Three Essays on Aççelerationism 6
Terry Eagleton - Marxism and Literary Criticism 8
Mary Klages - Literary Theory The Complete Guide 7
Kurt Vonnegut - A Man Without a Country 9
David Benatar - Better Never To Have Been: Harm Of Coming Into Existence 7
Angela Nagle - Kill All Normies: Online Culture Wars From 4chan and Tumblr to Trum and the Alt-Right 8
Henry Miller - Plexus 7
Tuesday, 23 January 2018
Thursday, 11 January 2018
Radyo Programı Konu-Konuk-Müzik Listesi (26 Bölüm)
1. Bölüm: Alkol Zamları (Özel Dosya): Urungu
2: Silinen Mekanlar: Oytun, Gökhan
3: Zam Afişleri: Urungu
4: Doğu Ekspresi: Cenan, Harika
5: Likya Yolu: Merter, Hüs, Ciğer
6: Alt-Right: Çetsocu, Bağlan, Angela Nagle
7: Suç Unsuru ve Sinema: Altuş
8: Korsan Dericilik ve Turizm: Atıf
9: Start-up, Vergi Kaçakçılığı, Türkiye-İngiltere İlişkileri: Sinan
10: Özel Ders Piyasası: Barış, Ersel
11: St Patrick Günü: Ramon, Nişanlı Kadınlar
12: Hukuk: Tercan, Başar, Naz
13: Feminizm: Tatak, Bağlan, Aslı, Ezgi
14: Marksizm: Tatak, Bağlan
15: Obezite: Tatak, Bağlan
16: Yatakhane: Tatak, Bağlan, Sayko, Balcı, MG
17: Premier Lig: Can, Altınsay
18: Felsefe: Uru, Bağlan, Mine
19: Alkolizm: Uru, Bağlan
20: Evsizlik: Pars, Tunç
21: Işid: Nr
22: Şiir Gecesi: Alper, Tiksinen Kankası
23: Yemek Günü: Vedat Milor
24: 12 Bar: 12 Bar Grubu
25: Eşvak
26: Sezon Review - Best of
Müzik Playlist: Loop Listesi (Tüm Sezon Loop)
Sunucular: eralp, atçı @ açıkradyo
2: Silinen Mekanlar: Oytun, Gökhan
3: Zam Afişleri: Urungu
4: Doğu Ekspresi: Cenan, Harika
5: Likya Yolu: Merter, Hüs, Ciğer
6: Alt-Right: Çetsocu, Bağlan, Angela Nagle
7: Suç Unsuru ve Sinema: Altuş
8: Korsan Dericilik ve Turizm: Atıf
9: Start-up, Vergi Kaçakçılığı, Türkiye-İngiltere İlişkileri: Sinan
10: Özel Ders Piyasası: Barış, Ersel
11: St Patrick Günü: Ramon, Nişanlı Kadınlar
12: Hukuk: Tercan, Başar, Naz
13: Feminizm: Tatak, Bağlan, Aslı, Ezgi
14: Marksizm: Tatak, Bağlan
15: Obezite: Tatak, Bağlan
16: Yatakhane: Tatak, Bağlan, Sayko, Balcı, MG
17: Premier Lig: Can, Altınsay
18: Felsefe: Uru, Bağlan, Mine
19: Alkolizm: Uru, Bağlan
20: Evsizlik: Pars, Tunç
21: Işid: Nr
22: Şiir Gecesi: Alper, Tiksinen Kankası
23: Yemek Günü: Vedat Milor
24: 12 Bar: 12 Bar Grubu
25: Eşvak
26: Sezon Review - Best of
Müzik Playlist: Loop Listesi (Tüm Sezon Loop)
Sunucular: eralp, atçı @ açıkradyo
9 Ocak Gündem Maddeleri
1- Senk
2- Radyo Programı
3- Senaryo
4- Liste
5- Kolay Para Kazanma Fikirleri (Zor)
6- Participation Notları
Gündemciler: Atçı, Alperen
Sonuç: Hepsi Tamamlandı.
2- Radyo Programı
3- Senaryo
4- Liste
5- Kolay Para Kazanma Fikirleri (Zor)
6- Participation Notları
Gündemciler: Atçı, Alperen
Sonuç: Hepsi Tamamlandı.
Kendini Alfa Sanan Betalar Listesi
D*vl*t B*hç*l*
S*l*ym*n S*yl*
K*m*l B*lg*n
Ahm*t Ç*k*r
Luc*scu
M*t*n F*yz*o*lu
M*vl*t Ç*v*şo*lu
Ars*n* W*ng*r
Zl*t*n Ibr*h*m*v*c
NR*
Listeciler: Alt Gurme
S*l*ym*n S*yl*
K*m*l B*lg*n
Ahm*t Ç*k*r
Luc*scu
M*t*n F*yz*o*lu
M*vl*t Ç*v*şo*lu
Ars*n* W*ng*r
Zl*t*n Ibr*h*m*v*c
NR*
Listeciler: Alt Gurme
9 Ocak Z Raporu Listesi
- Gündem Maddeleri Tamamlandı
- 4 mü? 5 mi? Oynandı
- 12 Bar Planlandı
- Kendini Alfa Sanan Betalar Listesi Tamamlandı
- Çıtır Balık Sepeti Denendi
katılımcılar: at, cez, max
- 4 mü? 5 mi? Oynandı
- 12 Bar Planlandı
- Kendini Alfa Sanan Betalar Listesi Tamamlandı
- Çıtır Balık Sepeti Denendi
katılımcılar: at, cez, max
Asisthan Oldugum Ders Participation Puanları Listesi (3 üzerinden)
Alper 1.75
Aslı 2.25
Cansu 2
Ceren 1
Deniz A 2.25
Deniz T 2
Ece 1.5
Eda 1
Elif 2
Eran 0 (mail)
Esmen 1
Gizem 1
Hayrettin Can 1.25
Kübra 1
Lara Leman 1.5
Merve 0.5
Noyan 2.25
Nurdan 1.5
Pınar 1.5
Selvi 0 (mail)
Seren 1.25
Şebnem 2
Şevval 0 (mail)
Yusuf 1.25
puancılar: alperen, atçı, cüzrail
Aslı 2.25
Cansu 2
Ceren 1
Deniz A 2.25
Deniz T 2
Ece 1.5
Eda 1
Elif 2
Eran 0 (mail)
Esmen 1
Gizem 1
Hayrettin Can 1.25
Kübra 1
Lara Leman 1.5
Merve 0.5
Noyan 2.25
Nurdan 1.5
Pınar 1.5
Selvi 0 (mail)
Seren 1.25
Şebnem 2
Şevval 0 (mail)
Yusuf 1.25
puancılar: alperen, atçı, cüzrail
Saturday, 6 January 2018
Liverpool'dan Haince Gidenler Listesi (Son 10 Yıl)
Yaz 2009: Xabi Alonso -> Real Madrid 35,5 m Avro = 9/10
Yaz 2010: Mascherano -> B*rc*l*n* 20 m Avro = 7/10
Kış 2011: Torres -> Chelsea 58,5 m Avro = 8,5/10
Yaz 2012: Raul Meireles -> Chelsea 13,5 m Avro = 5/10
Yaz 2014: Suarez -> B*rc*l*n* 82 m Avro = 10/10
Yaz 2015: Sterling -> Işid 62,5 m Avro = 6/10
Kış 2018: Coutinho -> B*rc*l*n* 160 m Avro = 7,5/10
Yaz 2010: Mascherano -> B*rc*l*n* 20 m Avro = 7/10
Kış 2011: Torres -> Chelsea 58,5 m Avro = 8,5/10
Yaz 2012: Raul Meireles -> Chelsea 13,5 m Avro = 5/10
Yaz 2014: Suarez -> B*rc*l*n* 82 m Avro = 10/10
Yaz 2015: Sterling -> Işid 62,5 m Avro = 6/10
Kış 2018: Coutinho -> B*rc*l*n* 160 m Avro = 7,5/10
Monday, 1 January 2018
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