"Tuvalet kağıdıdır bizde listeler. Sana yazıp aramızı bozmak istemem."
- Sansar Salvo

"We should make a list. Lists are good. Lists are good. Lists are good."
-Michael Scott

"Amerikalılar 'The Last, but not list' derler... 'Son olarak ama, liste sonu olarak değil' yani.."
- Hıncal Uluç

Friday, 13 July 2018

Woody Guthrie'nin 1943 Yılı Çözünürlükleri

1. Work more and better 3
2. Work by a schedule 7
3. Wash teeth if any 9
4. Shave 3
5. Take bath 10
6. Eat good — fruit — vegetables — milk 10
7. Drink very scant if any 7
8. Write a song a day 9
9. Wear clean clothes — look good 9
10. Shine shoes 2
11. Change socks 5
12. Change bed cloths often 10
13. Read lots good books 10
14. Listen to radio a lot 7
15. Learn people better 2
16. Keep rancho clean 4
17. Dont get lonesome 3
18. Stay glad 5
19. Keep hoping machine running 7
20. Dream good 3
21. Bank all extra money 8
22. Save dough 3
23. Have company but dont waste time 6
24. Send Mary and kids money 1
25. Play and sing good 4
26. Dance better 9
27. Help win war — beat fascism 4
28. Love mama 1
29. Love papa 1
30. Love Pete 2
31. Love everybody 1
32. Make up your mind 10
33. Wake up and fight 10

Umberto Eco'nun Faşizm Listesi

  1. The cult of tradition. “One has only to look at the syllabus of every fascist movement to find the major traditionalist thinkers. The Nazi gnosis was nourished by traditionalist, syncretistic, occult elements.” 3
  2. The rejection of modernism. “The Enlightenment, the Age of Reason, is seen as the beginning of modern depravity. In this sense Ur-Fascism can be defined as irrationalism.” 2
  3. The cult of action for action’s sake. “Action being beautiful in itself, it must be taken before, or without, any previous reflection. Thinking is a form of emasculation.” 5
  4. Disagreement is treason. “The critical spirit makes distinctions, and to distinguish is a sign of modernism. In modern culture the scientific community praises disagreement as a way to improve knowledge.” 4
  5. Fear of difference. “The first appeal of a fascist or prematurely fascist movement is an appeal against the intruders. Thus Ur-Fascism is racist by definition.” 9
  6. Appeal to social frustration. “One of the most typical features of the historical fascism was the appeal to a frustrated middle class, a class suffering from an economic crisis or feelings of political humiliation, and frightened by the pressure of lower social groups.” 6
  7. The obsession with a plot. “The followers must feel besieged. The easiest way to solve the plot is the appeal to xenophobia.” 8
  8. The enemy is both strong and weak. “By a continuous shifting of rhetorical focus, the enemies are at the same time too strong and too weak.” 4
  9. Pacifism is trafficking with the enemy. “For Ur-Fascism there is no struggle for life but, rather, life is lived for struggle.” 3
  10. Contempt for the weak. “Elitism is a typical aspect of any reactionary ideology.” 10
  11. Everybody is educated to become a hero. “In Ur-Fascist ideology, heroism is the norm. This cult of heroism is strictly linked with the cult of death.” 4
  12. Machismo and weaponry. “Machismo implies both disdain for women and intolerance and condemnation of nonstandard sexual habits, from chastity to homosexuality.” 5
  13. Selective populism. “There is in our future a TV or Internet populism, in which the emotional response of a selected group of citizens can be presented and accepted as the Voice of the People.” 3
  14. Ur-Fascism speaks Newspeak. “All the Nazi or Fascist schoolbooks made use of an impoverished vocabulary, and an elementary syntax, in order to limit the instruments for complex and critical reasoning.” 1

Da Vinci'nin Yapılacaklar Listesi

[Calculate] the measurement of Milan and Suburbs 8
[Find] a book that treats of Milan and its churches, which is to be had at the stationer’s on the way to Cordusio 6
[Discover] the measurement of Corte Vecchio (the courtyard in the duke’s palace). 3
[Discover] the measurement of the castello (the duke’s palace itself) 5
Get the master of arithmetic to show you how to square a triangle. 2
Get Messer Fazio (a professor of medicine and law in Pavia) to show you about proportion. 3
Get the Brera Friar (at the Benedictine Monastery to Milan) to show you De Ponderibus (a medieval text on mechanics) 1
[Talk to] Giannino, the Bombardier, re. the means by which the tower of Ferrara is walled without loopholes (no one really knows what Da Vinci meant by this) 4
Ask Benedetto Potinari (A Florentine Merchant) by what means they go on ice in Flanders 1
Draw Milan 10
Ask Maestro Antonio how mortars are positioned on bastions by day or night. 5
[Examine] the Crossbow of Mastro Giannetto 7
Find a master of hydraulics and get him to tell you how to repair a lock, canal and mill in the Lombard manner 3
[Ask about] the measurement of the sun promised me by Maestro Giovanni Francese 2
Try to get Vitolone (the medieval author of a text on optics), which is in the Library at Pavia, which deals with the mathematic. 3

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Wednesday, 4 July 2018

Parklar Listesi

Moda Sahil 8
Caddebostan Sahil 6
Havuz 2
Fenerbahçe Parkı 7
Özgürlük Parkı 6
Belgrad Ormanı Neşetsuyu Parkı 7
Maçka Parkı 8
Abbasağa Parkı 5
Süleyman Seba Parkı 3
Maçka İnönü Parkı 2
Tanju Okan Parkı ?
Şairler Parkı (Koç) 3
Gezi Parkı 4
Emirgan Korusu 8
Sarıyer'de Senk'in Parkı 3
Yıldız Parkı ?
Zeytinburnu Çırpıcı Parkı 4
Bebek Parkı 3
Yoğurtçu Parkı 2
Düzce İnönü Parkı 1