"Tuvalet kağıdıdır bizde listeler. Sana yazıp aramızı bozmak istemem."
- Sansar Salvo

"We should make a list. Lists are good. Lists are good. Lists are good."
-Michael Scott

"Amerikalılar 'The Last, but not list' derler... 'Son olarak ama, liste sonu olarak değil' yani.."
- Hıncal Uluç

Saturday, 30 May 2020

İsminde Blue Geçen Şarkılar (Top 10)

1) Blue Valentines - Tom Waits

2) Famous Blue Raincoat - Leonard Cohen

3) Pale Blue Eyes - Velvet Underground

4) It's All Over Now, Baby Blue - Bob Dylan

5) Blue Moon - Billie Holiday

6) Mr. Blue - Catherine Feeny

7) Blue Velvet - Bobby Vinton

8) Tangled up in Blue - Bob Dylan

9) Blue Monday - New Order

10) Baby Blue - King Krule

Coverlar (Top 5)

1) It's All Over Now, Baby Blue - Marianne Faithful

2) Famous Blue Raincoat - Marissa Nadler

3) Blue Moon - Elvis Presley

4) Blue Velvet - Lana Del Rey

5) Blue Monday - Nouvelle Vague

Monday, 25 May 2020

Micheal Scott Karakterleri (Avro)

Atci

1- Caleb Crawdad
2- Michael Klump
3- Prison Mike
4- Date Mike
5- Micheal Scarn
6- Ping
7- Blind Guy McSqueezy
8- Michael the Magic
9- Santa Bond
10- Mikanos
11- Orville Tootenbacher
12- Reginald Poofta
13- Lord Rupert Everton
14- Spiros
15- Micheal Scotch (Dwight)

Beradoglan

1- Michael Scarn
2- Date Mike
3- Prison Mike
4- Caleb Crawdad
5- Michael the Magic
6- Michael Klump
7- Ping
8- Santa Bond
9- Blind Guy McSqueezy
10- Mikanos
11- Lord Rupert Everton
12- Reginald Poofta
13- Michael Scotch (Dwight)
14- Orville Tootenbacher
15- Spiros


Sunday, 24 May 2020

Shithole Ülkeler

1- Afganistan

2- Yemen

Palme d'Or Winners (Top 15)

1- Pulp Fiction
2- La Dolce Vita
3- Apocalypse Now
4- Taxi Driver
5- Tree of Life
6- Kış Uykusu
7- Barton Fink
8- Blow-Up
9- The Conversation
10- Taste of Cherry
11- Paris, Texas
12- The Cranes Are Flying
13- The Third Man
14- Parasite
15- The White Ribbon

Ten Crack Commandments

1- Never let no one know how much dough you hold. 8

2- Never let 'em know your next move. 10

3- Never trust nobody. 10

4- Never get high on your own supply. 7

5- Never sell no crack where you rest at. 6

6- That goddamn credit? Dead it. 10

7- Keep your family and business completely separated. 9

8- Never keep no weight on you. 5

9- If you ain't gettin' bagged stay the fuck from police. 7

10- If you ain't got the clientele, say "hell no". 6

Listeci: The Notorious B.I.G.
Puancı: Atçı

Saturday, 23 May 2020

2. Telsizler Film Festivali

Annie Hall (1977) + Manhattan (1979): Woody Allen
Rashomon (1950) Akira Kurosawa
Night of the Living Dead (1968) George A. Romero
Election (1999) Alexander Payne
Diary of a Country Priest (1951) Robert Bresson
Arrival (2016) Denis Villeneuve
The Club (2015) Pablo Larraín
When Father Was Away on Business (1985) Emir Kusturica
Humpday (2009) Lynn Shelton
Breathless (1960) Jean-Luc Godard
Day for Night (1973) François Truffaut
Anatomy of a Murder (1959) Otto Preminger
Despair (1978) Rainer Werner Fassbinder
Submarino (2010) Thomas Vinterberg
Short Cuts (1993) Robert Altman
Umberto D. (1952) Vittorio De Sica
The General (1926) Buster Keaton
The Lost Weekend (1945) Billy Wilder
Ulysses' Gaze (1995) Theodoros Angelopoulos
Le Samouraï (1967)  Jean-Pierre Melville
Gemide (1998) Serdar Akar
Casablanca (1942) Michael Curtiz
Searching for Sugar Man (2012) Malik Bendjelloul
Europa (1991) Lars von Trier
The Man Who Killed Don Quixote (2018) Terry Gilliam
Do the Right Thing (1989) Spike Lee
Sideways (2004) Alexander Payne
On the Waterfront (1954) Elia Kazan
You Can Count on Me (2000) Kenneth Lonergan
Death in Venice (1971) Luchino Visconti

Thursday, 21 May 2020

Fictional Zorbalar Listesi

Draco Malfoy - Harry Potter 7

Magnus Buchan - Rushmore 8

Glen Glenn - Life with Louie 10

Nelson Muntz - Simpsons 6

Kabasakal - Temel Reis 8

Eric Cartman - South Park 10

Pierce Hawthorne - Community 9

Todd Packer - Office 7

Jesse - Superbad 8

Tommy DeVito - Goodfellas 8

Richard Antrem - Bored to Death 6

Larry David - Curb Your Enthusiasm 10

Michael Jordan - Last Dance 3

Charles Barkley - Inside the NBA 10

Rasim Ozan Kütahyalı - Beyaz Futbol 9

Monday, 18 May 2020

Atçı'nın Tüm Zamanlar En İyi Albümler Seçkisi #2 (Sırasız)

Dio - Holy Diver
Ceza - Medcezir
Mustafa Sandal - Gölgede Aynı
Rafet El Roman - Gençliğin Gözyaşları
Mansur Ark - Mansur Ark
Ol' Dirty Bastard - Nigga Please
Linkin Park - Meteora
Queen - Hot Space


Sunday, 17 May 2020

Eşvak SoundCloud Tracks

Desert Moon 10

Adrenaline Rush 10

Bright Sun 9

Discover Inside 9

Void 10

Swimming in Void 10

Enjoyment 10

Action on the Road 10

Dark Path 10

Shadow 9

Wednesday, 13 May 2020

Selefice Müzik - En Büyük Starlar (TOP 35)

1- Tanju Okan
2- Zeki Müren
3- Rafet El Roman
4- Baba Zula
5- Erol Büyükburç
6- Cem Karaca
7- Mustafa Sandal
8- Mansur Ark
9- Dario Moreno
10- Erkin Koray
11- Ahmet Kaya
12- Müzeyyen Senar
13- Selda Bağcan
14- Yaşar
15- Teoman
16- Tarkan
17- Nil Karaibrahimgil
18- Büyük Ev Ablukada
19- Ferdi Özbeğen
20- Ajda Pekkan
21- Kazım Koyuncu
22- Erkan Oğur
23- Emre Altuğ
24- Sezen Aksu
25- Serdar Ortaç
26- Ümit Besen
27- Yasemin Mori
28- Müslüm Gürses
29- MFÖ
30- Hakan Peker
31- Mirkelam
32- Marc Aryan
33- Timur Selçuk
34- Athena
35- Selçuk Alagöz

HOF
Poyraz & Özgün
Ahmet Güven
Türk Live Crew
Bakgül
İ. Aytek

Tuesday, 12 May 2020

Nine Perfect Strangers Cast

Masha - Cate Blanchett
Frances - Olivia Colman
Tony - Kim Bodnia
Lars - Jude Law
Zoe - Margaret Qualley
Napoleon - David Tennant
Heather - Rebecca Hall
Ben - Nicholas Braun
Jessica - Florence Pugh
Carmel - Zoe Kazan
Yao - Jason Wong
Delilah - Jennifer Lawrence

Sunday, 10 May 2020

Woody Allen'ın Son 15 Filmi (Euro)

 

What’s your favorite Woody Allen movie? 

Before you answer, you should know: when I was seven years old, Woody Allen took me by the hand and led me into a dim, closet-like attic on the second floor of our house. He told me to lay on my stomach and play with my brother’s electric train set. Then he sexually assaulted me. He talked to me while he did it, whispering that I was a good girl, that this was our secret, promising that we’d go to Paris and I’d be a star in his movies. I remember staring at that toy train, focusing on it as it traveled in its circle around the attic. To this day, I find it difficult to look at toy trains.

For as long as I could remember, my father had been doing things to me that I didn’t like. I didn’t like how often he would take me away from my mom, siblings and friends to be alone with him. I didn’t like it when he would stick his thumb in my mouth. I didn’t like it when I had to get in bed with him under the sheets when he was in his underwear. I didn’t like it when he would place his head in my naked lap and breathe in and breathe out. I would hide under beds or lock myself in the bathroom to avoid these encounters, but he always found me. These things happened so often, so routinely, so skillfully hidden from a mother that would have protected me had she known, that I thought it was normal. I thought this was how fathers doted on their daughters. But what he did to me in the attic felt different. I couldn’t keep the secret anymore.

When I asked my mother if her dad did to her what Woody Allen did to me, I honestly did not know the answer. I also didn’t know the firestorm it would trigger. I didn’t know that my father would use his sexual relationship with my sister to cover up the abuse he inflicted on me. I didn’t know that he would accuse my mother of planting the abuse in my head and call her a liar for defending me. I didn’t know that I would be made to recount my story over and over again, to doctor after doctor, pushed to see if I’d admit I was lying as part of a legal battle I couldn’t possibly understand. At one point, my mother sat me down and told me that I wouldn’t be in trouble if I was lying – that I could take it all back. I couldn’t. It was all true. But sexual abuse claims against the powerful stall more easily. There were experts willing to attack my credibility. There were doctors willing to gaslight an abused child.

After a custody hearing denied my father visitation rights, my mother declined to pursue criminal charges, despite findings of probable cause by the State of Connecticut – due to, in the words of the prosecutor, the fragility of the “child victim.” Woody Allen was never convicted of any crime. That he got away with what he did to me haunted me as I grew up. I was stricken with guilt that I had allowed him to be near other little girls. I was terrified of being touched by men. I developed an eating disorder. I began cutting myself. That torment was made worse by Hollywood. All but a precious few (my heroes) turned a blind eye. Most found it easier to accept the ambiguity, to say, “who can say what happened,” to pretend that nothing was wrong. Actors praised him at awards shows. Networks put him on TV. Critics put him in magazines. Each time I saw my abuser’s face – on a poster, on a t-shirt, on television – I could only hide my panic until I found a place to be alone and fall apart.

Last week, Woody Allen was nominated for his latest Oscar. But this time, I refuse to fall apart. For so long, Woody Allen’s acceptance silenced me. It felt like a personal rebuke, like the awards and accolades were a way to tell me to shut up and go away. But the survivors of sexual abuse who have reached out to me – to support me and to share their fears of coming forward, of being called a liar, of being told their memories aren’t their memories – have given me a reason to not be silent, if only so others know that they don’t have to be silent either.

Today, I consider myself lucky. I am happily married. I have the support of my amazing brothers and sisters. I have a mother who found within herself a well of fortitude that saved us from the chaos a predator brought into our home.

But others are still scared, vulnerable, and struggling for the courage to tell the truth. The message that Hollywood sends matters for them.

What if it had been your child, Cate Blanchett? Louis CK? Alec Baldwin? What if it had been you, Emma Stone? Or you, Scarlett Johansson? You knew me when I was a little girl, Diane Keaton. Have you forgotten me?

Woody Allen is a living testament to the way our society fails the survivors of sexual assault and abuse.

So imagine your seven-year-old daughter being led into an attic by Woody Allen. Imagine she spends a lifetime stricken with nausea at the mention of his name. Imagine a world that celebrates her tormenter.

Are you imagining that? Now, what’s your favorite Woody Allen movie?

 

 

1- Vicky Cristina Barcelona

2- Whatever Works

3- Midnight in Paris

4- To Rome with Love

5- Cassandra's Dream

6- Cafe Society

7- Blue Jasmine

8- Match Point

9- You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger

10- A Rainy Day in New York

11- Scoop

12- Melinda and Melinda

13- Magic in the Moonlight

14- Wonder Wheel

15- Irrational Man

Thursday, 7 May 2020

İdeal Digiturk Paketi Listesi

71 Eurosport 1
72 Eurosport 2
77 beIN Sports 1
78 beIN Sports 2
79 beIN Sports 3
80 beIN Sports 4
81 beIN Sports MAX 1
82 beIN Sports MAX 2
83 beIN Sports Haber
85 S Sport
88 A Spor
89 TJK TV
185 Nat Geo Wild

Tuesday, 5 May 2020

Kayyım Atanması Gereken Yerler Listesi

Juventus
Arsenal
ManU
Milan
West Ham
Everton
Newcastle
Fenerbahçe
Sunderland
Stoke City
Körfez Arap Ülkeleri
Türkiye
İtalya
Yunanistan
Pakistan
Portekiz
İspanya
Kanada
Grönland
Pidesun
Beppe
Çivi
Fethiye Belediyesi
CHP
İBB
Disney
Gelecek Partisi
Labour Party
DNP
EU
BM
Türk Telekom
Ligue 1
Netflix
Benfika
Monako
NY Knicks
La Liga
UEFA
FIFA
TFF
MHK
Kürtler
DHKPC
Whatsapp
Bein Sports
NBA
Youtube
Daily Sabah
Syrian Opposition Forces
Libya
Bağlan
Tatso
Atçı
Cevahir
Keyku
Mine Sak
Urungu
Sahte Puglar
Feminism
Sol
Veganlar
Kanye
Malick
Nusret
Yatılı Whatsapp grubu
TSK
TBMM

Liste: Alt Gurme J + Taksud

Overrated / Bol Porsiyon Şeyler Listesi

How I Met Your Mother
Beatles
Biber Burger
Yanyalı Fehmi
Gaye Su Akyol
Adele
Star Wars (Çift porsiyon servis)
Çay
Kahve
Pringles
Brad Stevens
Black Mirror
Family Guy
Friends
Film (Genel)
2000ler sonu Boston Keltiks
Sanat (Genel)
Captain Fantastic
Çikolata
Deep Dish Pizza
Bir Zamanlar Anadolu'da

Listeci: Atci + Charles Barkley

Sunday, 3 May 2020

Friday, 1 May 2020

Top 10 Futbol/Basketbol Kitabı (Sırasız)

Fever Pitch - Nick Hornby

Inverting The Pyramid: The History Of Football Tactics - Jonathan Wilson

The Mixer: The Story of Premier League Tactics, from Route One to False Nines - Michael Cox

Football Against the Enemy - Simon Kuper

The Anatomy of Liverpool: A History in Ten Matches - Jonathan Wilson and Scott Murray

The Damned Utd - David Peace

Steven Gerrard - Autobiography

Alex Ferguson - Autobiography

Book of Basketball - Bill Simmons

The Jordan Rules - Sam Smith

30 Rock Karakterleri (avro)

1- Devin Banks

2- Jack Donaghy

3- Kim Jong-Il

4- Pete Hornberger

5- Moonvest

6- Kenneth

7- Dennis Duffy

8- Dr Leo Spaceman

9- Tracy Jordan

10- Lutz


11- Will Ferrell (Bitch Hunter)
12- Frank Rossitano
13- Jonathan
14- Dot Com
15- Paul
16- Jenna Maroney
17- Liz Lemon
18- Cerie
19- Josh
20- Avery Jessup


21- Sue
22- Toofer
23- Griz
24- Angie Jordan
25- Nancy Donovan
26- Kathy Geiss
27- Subhas
28- Hank Hooper
29- Jeffrey Weinerslav
30- Don Geiss


31- D'Fwan
32- Wesley
33- Danny
34- Donald Glover (genel)
35- Kylie Hooper
36- Carol
37- Floyd
38- Criss
39- Elisa Padriera
40- Hazel Wassername

Çorba Top 10

1. Sauerkraut soup

2. Żurek

3. French onion

4. Tarhana

5. Mercimek

6. Rosół (polish chicken soup)

7. Barszcz z uszkami

8. Sour cucumber soup

9. Ezogelin

10. Potato leek cream soup

Listeci: Klaukay

Her Dizenin Puanlandığı Şiir Seçkileri #4

Aubade (10)
 
I work all day, and get half-drunk at night.   (8)
Waking at four to soundless dark, I stare.   (10)
In time the curtain-edges will grow light.   (7)
Till then I see what’s really always there:   (8)
Unresting death, a whole day nearer now,   (7)
Making all thought impossible but how   (9)
And where and when I shall myself die.   (9)
Arid interrogation: yet the dread   (10)
Of dying, and being dead,  (7)
Flashes afresh to hold and horrify.  (10)

The mind blanks at the glare. Not in remorse   (10)
—The good not done, the love not given, time   (10)
Torn off unused—nor wretchedly because   (8)
An only life can take so long to climb (7)
Clear of its wrong beginnings, and may never;   (8)
But at the total emptiness for ever,  (7)
The sure extinction that we travel to  (8)
And shall be lost in always. Not to be here,  (8)
Not to be anywhere, (7)
And soon; nothing more terrible, nothing more true. (8)

This is a special way of being afraid  (10)
No trick dispels. Religion used to try,  (7)
That vast moth-eaten musical brocade  (10)
Created to pretend we never die,  (8)
And specious stuff that says No rational being (9)
Can fear a thing it will not feel, not seeing  (9)
That this is what we fear—no sight, no sound,   (8)
No touch or taste or smell, nothing to think with,  (9)
Nothing to love or link with,  (9)
The anaesthetic from which none come round.  (10)

And so it stays just on the edge of vision,   (10)
A small unfocused blur, a standing chill   (10)
That slows each impulse down to indecision. (10) 
Most things may never happen: this one will,   (10)
And realisation of it rages out  (8)
In furnace-fear when we are caught without   (10)
People or drink. Courage is no good:  (9)
It means not scaring others. Being brave   (7)
Lets no one off the grave.  (7)
Death is no different whined at than withstood.  (8)

Slowly light strengthens, and the room takes shape.   (10)
It stands plain as a wardrobe, what we know,   (9)
Have always known, know that we can’t escape,   (9)
Yet can’t accept. One side will have to go.  (10)
Meanwhile telephones crouch, getting ready to ring   (10)
In locked-up offices, and all the uncaring  (10)
Intricate rented world begins to rouse.  (10)
The sky is white as clay, with no sun.  (9)
Work has to be done. (10)
Postmen like doctors go from house to house.  (10)

Philip Larkin

Destek Bu Yaptığım Meslek Listesi (Nifak Yuvası)
























Parks and Recreation Karakterler Listesi (Avro)

1- Jean-Ralphio

2- Ron Swanson

3- Andy Dwyer

4- Jerry [Garyy/Larry/Terry] Gergich

5- Tom Haverford

6- Mona-Lisa

7- Champion (Sahte Pug)

8- Roy Hibbert ve Detlef Schrempf

9- Councilman Jeremy Jamm

10- Ben Wyatt

11- Tammy II

12- April Ludgate

13- Crazy Ira and The Douche

14- Sahte Sebastian

15- Donna Meagle

16- Chris Traeger

17- Tammy I

18- Leslie Knope

19- Ann Perkins